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Unbelivable by Teniolasmart: 12:47pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
A house girl approached her female boss asking for a salary
increment.
But then, her boss wasn't interested to give it up so easily, "Gloria,
we don't just pluck money from the tree. We work for it, we have
a salary too. And that salary hasn't tasted any increment for about
six years now. How am I gonna be able to increase your salary
honey? Wait until the time the government increases my own,
you'll get yours too." She said.
"That's not fair please …" Gloria was cut.
"What's not fair? Refusing to give you a salary increment because
I haven't yet gotten the government increase my own or giving
you a salary even when mine hasn't increased?"
"But Madame …" she was cut.
"No but. You already know there are a lot other important things
that are draining our finances in this house. Please be fair okay."
she said and noted that maid was disappointed, "Gloria, I didn't
say you won't get an increment. I only said that you gonna have
to wait until the government increases my salary. And besides,
the quality of your work at the moment isn't that much
appealing."
Gloria looked at her boss like she had grown two heads.
"I knew you would object dear but you know it's true."
"But Madame, if you and I were to have everyone vote in this
house for who is the best cook, you'd have only one vote."
"Oh yeah? Yes. You're right. It's only the three of us in this house
so that means I'd win the vote."
"No, the vote you'd have could be your own. I could get the
remaining two."
"Are you kidding me? You don't think my husband would vote for
you, do you?"
"I am only reporting what he said to me the other day."
"Ohhh what's that? That you're a better cook than me?"
"Yes."
"Hmm. Okay, fine. But you can't ask for a pay rise just because
you cook better..."
"Not only cooking, even the simple chores I do in and outside the
house. I do them better than you."
"Okay, now stop it. Who told you that?"
"Your husband."
"You guys seem to be chatting a lot these days? And a long your
chitchats, you seem to be gossiping a lot about me."
"No, we don't Madame. He was only trying to compliment my
work?"
"Okay, maybe you wanna get the medal. Is there anything that
you're good at of which I am not?"
"In bed."
The boss was confused, slowly enraged, "what? What do you
mean?"
"I am better than you in bed."
"You shameless girl!!" just then, he started to beat the girl.
Dodging the fierce kicks and punches, she started to run outside
with her boss making a beeline for her while shouting on top of
her voice, "so you've been sleeping with my husband? Am going
to kill you today you dog!"
As Gloria was running, she tripped and fell down on the ground
and her Madame found her, "very good, let me kill you now!
What a shameless girl …"
Gloria cut in, "no no no Madame, I haven't ever done anything like
that with your husband."
"Then how did he know you're good in bed?" she shouted on top
of her voice.
The girl spoke up with a loud voice, "Madame it's not your
husband who told me am better in bed than you. It's our landlord
…"
Right then and there while looking around to see if anyone was
around, the boss covered Gloria's mouth making her struggle to
speak, "shhhh! Shhhhhh! Shhhhhhhh! Keep quiet." She whispered
desperately getting to calm Gloria down, "Okay, okay. I'll triple
your salary effective this month. Just don't tell anyone. You're
really a good girl Gloria. You're indeed the best maid we ever
had." |
Re: Unbelivable by integritylady(f): 1:23pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
funny story |
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