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Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by reportnaijanews(m): 2:55am On Jun 27, 2016
Dr. Dre needs money and decided to ask his bank for a small loan... on Twitter today. See what happened between him and UBA bank. Hilarious!

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http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/06/hilarious-conversation-between-uba-and.html

cc lalasticlala

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Jogba(m): 3:05am On Jun 27, 2016
The likes of Tweetnator Muray neva service their loan grin

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Topestbilly(m): 3:27am On Jun 27, 2016
"U can't even open it small" Lmao grin

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Dottore: 3:33am On Jun 27, 2016
Make them open am small joor. I no blame banks sha. They are not finding it funny these days

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Lilprincey(m): 3:49am On Jun 27, 2016
UBA bank manager will be like...

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Nobody: 3:49am On Jun 27, 2016
GEJ truly ruined the banking sector. God bless Buhari for sanitizing everywhere

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Rose2014: 3:51am On Jun 27, 2016
Topestbilly:
"U can't even open it small" Lmao grin

Lol

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by irondome: 4:04am On Jun 27, 2016
joborskill:
GEJ truly ruined the banking sector. God bless Buhari for sanitizing everywhere

Must everything be about GEJ and PMB.

And for the records, the mess in the banking sector started with Soludo era, pre-2010 and Jonathan regime. Sanusi inherited an already sick banking sector when he became the CBN governor in 2009.

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by chriskosherbal(m): 4:49am On Jun 27, 2016
I see

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by dynamo77(m): 5:03am On Jun 27, 2016
Nigerians Ehn.... You can't even open it small grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by jazinogold(m): 5:32am On Jun 27, 2016
this twitter handler want mk AMCON con seize him twitter handler if he no fit payup him loan, d way them do oga common sense!

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Nobody: 5:49am On Jun 27, 2016
hehehehehe...this is funny aswear
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by dammytosh: 5:54am On Jun 27, 2016
SMEs can not get loans when the big boys have borrowed and used Federal Govt to buy the loan at a loss to the banks through AMCON.

They borrow money for business and go to USA TO buy properties. The amazing thing is that instead of the brain dead youths to see what is morally wrong with that action and the timing, the argument was "Is that a mansion ?"

Their idea died because of lack of funds yet they are the ones screaming 'Tyrant'

You support people who killed the economy , who borrowed from the bank and refused to pay until banks sack workers to be able to survive.


Yet they scream LEAVE CORRUPTION and face ECONOMY.

As if they are under spell.

'Awon oponu ayirada'

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by vedaxcool(m): 5:58am On Jun 27, 2016
dammytosh:
SMEs can not get loans when the big boys have borrowed and used Federal Govt to buy the loan at a loss to the banks through AMCON.


Yet the youth whose idea is dieing are the ones screaming 'Tyrant'

'Awon oponu ayirada'

Brother yoots no wan reason well but we should pray for them they still remain our brothers even if they like defending corruption.

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by jejemanito: 6:04am On Jun 27, 2016
This's Sad

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by LMAyedun(m): 6:35am On Jun 27, 2016
joborskill:
GEJ truly ruined the banking sector. God bless Buhari for sanitizing everywhere
We are talking about loan, you're talking about Gej vs. Buhari, PDP vs. APC... Get over it Bro.

And which e'rywhere has Buhari Sanitised? The Economy or the massive secret corruption still going on behind closed doors in Abuja? Guy, no vex me fa!

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by tolexy111: 8:01am On Jun 27, 2016
Hmmm
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Histrings08(m): 8:04am On Jun 27, 2016
Desperate time needs desperate measure

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by aremz(m): 8:20am On Jun 27, 2016
grin grin lmfao.....open it small nah
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by reportnaijanews(m): 10:51am On Jun 27, 2016
cc lalasticlala come and laugh
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Olukokosir(m): 6:59am On Jun 30, 2016
I laff in yoruba .....hahahahahahaha
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by tammie24: 6:59am On Jun 30, 2016
Today's 30th

Aishailubuton should be on her way to US now
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by yemajiteru(m): 7:00am On Jun 30, 2016
How loan collection cum be post wey suppose dy FP.... No b human being dy collect loan

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Agimor(m): 7:00am On Jun 30, 2016
theonly thing I found hilarious here is the Guys face anything other than that is not funny.

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Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by bastien: 7:00am On Jun 30, 2016
Lol
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Taryur3(m): 7:01am On Jun 30, 2016
Please. ..Hu can help on how I can change my username....I want to use my real igbo name pls.
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Cherishing(f): 7:03am On Jun 30, 2016
Not so funny
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by Spells(m): 7:05am On Jun 30, 2016
He didn't ask the question well? Lemme rephrase it for him.. Uba bank pls if u guys have any money that u guys ain't using, of which I know u can't b using da whole money at the same time, pls borrow him...
Re: Hilarious Conversation Between UBA And Guy Who Asked Them For Loan On Twitter by DaBullIT(m): 7:06am On Jun 30, 2016
Wlowlest


Open wetin small , dem say he no close , you say make them open , Nna bros you be landlord ??




Na waa for you eeh grin grin grin grin grin

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