LIE CLOCK'
Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven ... As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?"
St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's my husband, Obasanjo's clock?" asked
Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in the Angel's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan, its rotating with high speed:
What of Lai Mohammed's?: His own clock is being upgraded to be used as a helicopter rotor blades for its incredible speed!! It's still CRUNCHY G, the EDIBLE GUY

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