Guy 1: Bros, abeg borrow me your phone to call my girlfriend, I no get credit now.
Guy 2: No problem, just do quick (hands phone to friend)
Guy 1: Thank you guy. (dials girlfriend's number, makes a quick phone call and then returns happy and excited)
Guy 1: O boy, this your phone na correct phone oh, shebi na bb?
Guy 2: Yes oh, na blackberry smart phone.
Guy 1: Kai, no wonder dem dey call am 'smart phone', the phone too know something, you believe say as I type my girlfriend number for your phone come dial am, the thing show the number as 'My love', how your phone use know say na my girlfriend I dey call na only God know; chei, this your phone smart no be small!
#LOLZ
One word for 'Guy 1'?

Deris God!,for you made me 'west' time to come here