Imagine you are holding a bottle of coke and you are drinking from it, then someone who is seeing the bottle and even the content now asks you, “Are you drinking coke?” Now my friends, that’s a dumb question.

Many of us have either asked dumb questions or have been asked one at least once in our life… emm… or maybe more.

Well the other day, I sat down with a few of my friends and we came up with 10 of the dumbest and stupidest questions frequently asked in Nigeria and the perfect (evil laugh) answers to them.i.e by using Sarcasm.


[b]Question – They see you coming out of the bathroom and your body is wet; ”did you just have a bath?”
Answer – “no, I fell into the toilet bowl!”

Question – You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ”going up!?”
Answer – “no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me”

Question – Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ”are those flowers?”
Answer – “no baby, they’re carrots!”

Question – You’re in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see’s you and asks; ”what are you doing here?”
Answer – “I’m here to pay my school fees!”

Question – When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ”are you sleeping?”
Answer – No response J

Question – You went to a restaurant and the waiter asks you: ”Please can I get you a table?”
Answer – “No. I’m here to eat on the floor!”

Question – Your friend entered your room and saw you eating rice and stew, he will still ask you, “Guy, is that rice and stew you’re eating?”
Answer – “No. It’s banana and okra soup”

Now for the final question which is the dumbest of them all….

Question – Are you reading this post?

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