Fear, tension and apprehension, estimated to be far more greater than the one experienced during and after the #brexit debacle, has blanketed the entire England, land, water, and airspace.. As they all anticipate the outcome of one of the biggest things to happen in recent times, as #TheZlatan signs Manchester United..
Most folks who are ignorant of the power of theZlatan, are all saying that Zlatan Signing the English club is a bad move. But here’s an extract from the most guarded documents, detailing the exploits of the Zlatan.
Some facts of #TheZlatan: Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 – when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 – Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 – one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
4- when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 – When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you’re the guest.
6- the name of Zlatan’s father is Zlatan Junior.
7 – one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 – Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 – Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 – when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 – it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing isstupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 – In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 – one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 – one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

these facts were classified to hide the legendhood of #TheZlatan to allow him live secretly with fellow mortals, Share only with trustworthy friends.

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