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I Don Die!!! by reyin(m): 7:08am On Jul 03, 2016
lolzzz
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

⭕ 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)

⭕ 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)

⭕ 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)

⭕ 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)

⭕ 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)

⭕ 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)

⭕ 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)

⭕ 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)

⭕ 9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)

⭕ 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal )
Don't laff alone...pls share with others!!! WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST ?

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Re: I Don Die!!! by bentlywills(m): 7:48am On Jul 03, 2016
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Re: I Don Die!!! by adekola02(m): 2:27pm On Jul 03, 2016
my 32 is out...... lols

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