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Driver's Licence by tytylayor: 5:59pm On Sep 07, 2009 |
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. ' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that night the littl e girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.' The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out? 'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?' 'Because you got an F in sex.' |
Re: Driver's Licence by bashydemy(m): 8:06pm On Sep 07, 2009 |
;d |
Re: Driver's Licence by Nobody: 4:08am On Sep 08, 2009 |
lwkmd!!! |
Re: Driver's Licence by blissieng(f): 9:57am On Sep 08, 2009 |
Stal3 |
Re: Driver's Licence by romsky: 11:53am On Sep 08, 2009 |
Ble i'll support u if u drink a bottle of acid |
Re: Driver's Licence by CuteAngel(f): 12:01pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Nice joke Tyty |
Re: Driver's Licence by Abbeycity4(f): 12:25pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
@joke nice one |
Re: Driver's Licence by CrazyMan(m): 12:34pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Re: Driver's Licence by romsky: 12:41pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Re: Driver's Licence by CrazyMan(m): 12:44pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Re: Driver's Licence by shayoor(f): 1:05pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
;d |
Re: Driver's Licence by CrazyMan(m): 1:10pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Re: Driver's Licence by romsky: 1:13pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
[color=#770077]feyishayo www[/color] |
Re: Driver's Licence by tytylayor: 1:13pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
gud |
Re: Driver's Licence by Ben13: 1:37pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
lol. . .nice one |
Re: Driver's Licence by CuteAngel(f): 1:51pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Ben are u rebranding ur name? |
Re: Driver's Licence by Ben13: 1:53pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
nope! I just got an M on my sex |
Re: Driver's Licence by Abbeycity4(f): 1:57pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
na wah |
Re: Driver's Licence by Ben13: 2:03pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
na real wah for ya driver's licence wey no get M nor F |
Re: Driver's Licence by flexystar(f): 2:30pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
CuteAngel:no be him fault na now wey him eye send message to his mendula dat 2001 is far gone so him forward him name sharp sharp to d upper year. bros kudos to u u too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Driver's Licence by Ben13: 2:31pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
hehehe. . . see wahala o |
Re: Driver's Licence by romsky: 3:30pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
thank God 4 we wey baptize am |
Re: Driver's Licence by tytylayor: 4:00pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
waiting for my own baptism sha |
Re: Driver's Licence by folly69(m): 4:02pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
@joke really nice |
Re: Driver's Licence by romsky: 4:04pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
tyty u neva do salvation class |
Re: Driver's Licence by Abbeycity4(f): 4:05pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
she's jst plaining to do it nw |
Re: Driver's Licence by Abbeycity4(f): 4:09pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Ben-10: hw u tak knw? u don wrk under d place b4 |
Re: Driver's Licence by romsky: 4:10pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
na medium ben get |
Re: Driver's Licence by FBS: 9:03am On Sep 09, 2009 |
nice one. |
Re: Driver's Licence by sylve11: 9:24am On Sep 09, 2009 |
@Ololumi, that was konti! |
Re: Driver's Licence by tytylayor: 11:13am On Sep 09, 2009 |
a konto on rommie's head |
Re: Driver's Licence by Ben13: 11:33am On Sep 09, 2009 |
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