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Hilarious Explanation On Why The Moon Was Not Visible Yesternight by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jul 05, 2016
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-N D Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-Nigerian Police

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-US

Add Urs biko, am tired.

Re: Hilarious Explanation On Why The Moon Was Not Visible Yesternight by rexericx(m): 5:13pm On Jul 05, 2016
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Re: Hilarious Explanation On Why The Moon Was Not Visible Yesternight by dgalon(m): 5:14pm On Jul 05, 2016
hilarious man

today fasting e get as e be


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Re: Hilarious Explanation On Why The Moon Was Not Visible Yesternight by psucc(m): 5:22pm On Jul 05, 2016
Some rats in the moon had eaten up the moon - APC national Chairman.
Re: Hilarious Explanation On Why The Moon Was Not Visible Yesternight by Provie(m): 5:51pm On Jul 05, 2016
Operation Find the Moon

Re: Hilarious Explanation On Why The Moon Was Not Visible Yesternight by teekay213(m): 5:58pm On Jul 05, 2016
na wa o.why everybody dey find moon...moon wey pass the night in my room yesterday.if you won see moon come to my room tonight.
Re: Hilarious Explanation On Why The Moon Was Not Visible Yesternight by geraldmezi(m): 6:05pm On Jul 05, 2016
worming.....

make i no see dis for front page o


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