1. This is a photo from Pamela Anderson’s infamous bikini wedding. Why infamous? Well, for more reasons, that’s for sure. Not only did she marry and divorce the same person more than once, she also decided to make it a bikini wedding since she thought that a wedding dress was not appropriate. Unfortunately, Pam got divorced again (and then again), but we’re glad to see her in this white bikini nevertheless. It really brings certain kind of glamor to the scene.

2. Katie Price, ladies and gents! This was the wedding number… to be honest, we really don’t know. In our defense, we are not sure if Katie even knows. The woman was really into marrying at one point! She changed the grooms and menus, but one thing stayed the same- each and every of Katie’s wedding dresses was unbearably ugly. Look at this one, for example. It’s gigantic, it’s kind of pink and it is full of glitter. That doesn’t look like a good start for a marriage.

3. Yeah, we don’t know what’s going on either. Obviously, this is Celine Dion on her wedding day, but why her head looks like this and why they both look like they came from renaissance period, we are also not sure. We would like to know if this thing on her head was too heavy, because it certainly looks like it’s very heavy, and Celine is such a petite woman! Well, we guess they were both searching for a more… complicated type of look, and they certainly succeeded.

4. Look, don’t get us wrong, we LOVE Emma Thompson. But we have a big dilemma about her wedding dress. The first question is: Why does she look like she is about to announce a TV program for kids? Our second question is: Does she plan to dance somewhere in the Alps, because she surely looks like she’s about to start singing folk songs that attract sheep from all the villages. This was definitely a bad idea, Emma. Reduce the folk elements next time.

5. Lady Mary Charteris decided to get married by wrapping herself into some kind of drapes. This was an unusual mix of royal folks and rock and roll themed wedding, but we are not so sure that it was successful. Firstly, honey, if you want a real rock and roll wedding, you strip into a bikini, like Pamela Anderson did. You can stay half naked and pull off that veil at the same time. Some things just don’t go so well together. Like this bride and her gown.

6. Oh, dear. You surely forgot about this. Or you at least tried to forget. We are sure that Luisana Lopilato tried to do the same after she saw the photos from her wedding with Michael Buble! So she definitely tried to be sexy with this cleavage, and we get it, she is a really sexy woman. But why did she have to go and ruin the rest of the dress with these flounces from hell? That was definitely a bad, bad idea. Ladies, take a good look at this dress and never make anything similar.

7. Yep, in case you didn’t know, Sarah Jessica Parker married her beloved Matthew Broderick in a black dress by Vera Wang. But it doesn’t quite look so glamorous like we all expected from SJP, does it? Maybe it’s because we all expected to see Carrie Bradshaw instead of Sarah, and we know Carrie would NEVER wear black on her wedding day. Even Sarah admits that she isn’t too happy with that decision today, and she will definitely “white it up” if they renew their vows.

8. Oh, boy. So Helen Worth chose to get married in gray. All of a sudden, that white bikini Pamela Anderson wore has more sense than this. But why gray? We understand that some women see no point in getting married in white because, well, they are not virgins any more. Sarah Jessica Parker, on the other hand, went too far and she chose black. But why did Helen choose gray? It’s like this horrible dress says: I give up, I’m old, let’s get this over with!

9. We don’t have to tell you how happy we were when we heard that Tina Turner found the love of her life, do we? At that moment, Tina was 73 years old and she still looked like she 30! That’s probably why she felt like she could wear this wedding dress. But that was a mistake! Not because it doesn’t suit her well, but because it is just too ugly. What is this color anyway? Lime green? That’s not a wedding color, Tina! Still, we’re very happy for you!

10. You know how we said that shoulder pads are the worst and that blue and black wedding dresses were just awful and most likely tacky? We take that back. Seriously, they are all fine in comparing to these white tights, people! And what kind of bag is that? Do brides even wear bags and purses? This one looks like she’s hiding a magic potion in it. Well, if she was hiding a magic potion, she should have made those tights disappear forever!

11. And finally, we are presenting you another classic Katie Price wedding. This time, she was on the beach! Yeah, this is a summer edition of Katie getting married on the beach, in her short wedding dress. Well, she did the long gown thing once, now she has to show her boobs. So show some understanding. It’s funny how her tattoo goes perfectly with this wedding dress. Maybe it’s because they are both incredibly tacky? We wish you much luck anyway, Katie!

11. last but not the least. the craziest.


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