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Joke: Who Amongst All These People Is Correct About The Missing Moon In Nigeria by MediaDeveloper(m): 9:55am On Jul 06, 2016
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Re: Joke: Who Amongst All These People Is Correct About The Missing Moon In Nigeria by Donchuks023(m): 10:42am On Jul 06, 2016
nice!
Re: Joke: Who Amongst All These People Is Correct About The Missing Moon In Nigeria by Layooluwa(f): 10:53am On Jul 06, 2016
Looool, this is really funny. How come there's only one comment nw??
Re: Joke: Who Amongst All These People Is Correct About The Missing Moon In Nigeria by Layooluwa(f): 10:55am On Jul 06, 2016
Lalasticlala
Re: Joke: Who Amongst All These People Is Correct About The Missing Moon In Nigeria by Tensionstar(m): 12:49pm On Jul 06, 2016
Layooluwa:
Looool, this is really funny. How come there's only one comment nw??
cos it has hitherto been seen in anoda thrend

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