A professor was travelling by boat. On their way,these was their conversation!
Professor: Do you know biology?
Sailor: No
Prof: Ecology?
Sailor: No
Prof: Zoology?
Sailor: No
Prof: Embraceology?
Sailor: No
Prof: Epidemology?
Sailor: Not at all

The prof got angry and said what the hell do you know. You will surely die of illiteracy.
One hour later,the boat started sinking.
The sailor looked at the professor and asked, "Do you know swiminology and escapeology from sharkology?
No,came the reply from the prof.
The sailor then replied,"Well that means crocodileogy will eat your headeology and you will dieology with your knowledgeology because of your mouthology!" Lol.

LMAO

_{Nairaland is home to me}