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13 Types Of Students You’ll See During Exams In Uniosun by Princezoi(m): 11:01am On Jul 12, 2016
1. The First finishers; they are always the first to finish; maybe they are just very fast or it’s just to show they are brilliant or better still, who knows maybe they’ve seen expo.

2.The Dependants; this category of people are the type who come to the exam hall empty headed. They just come to copy. These ones can set formation for Africa, they mostly rely on others and always sit at the back of the exam hall.

3. The ‘SUs’; you guys are friends before exam o, in fact you have read and done discussions together but once the exam starts, you become temporary enemies. Dem no sabi you again.

4. The Giraffes; these ones tend to have very long necks and sharp eyes. They are very good at piping and spying and yeah they never get caught.

5.Selfish ones; these set of people will never be willing to give out a little of what is in their brain, they are always adding to theirs. They turn deaf ears to whispers.

6. The Magicians; believe it or not, these type of people come to exam halls with what they believe to be magic handkerchiefs/pens. You see them cleaning their face every minute. Some of them can be very superstitious; they have a particular hairstyle for exam periods.

7. The Pretenders; they dress like ‘SU’ and pray for like 30 minutes before they start writing only for them to bring out expo from very dangerous areas of their body during the exam.

8. Extra Sheet Lord; they can collect extra sheet for Africa!!. They will collect lots of extra sheets and make you look like an olodo. Funny thing is most of this kind of people fail the exams.

9. The Notorious; this guy doesn’t read shit, when they open the question paper and they don’t understand, you will hear stuffs like ‘e no go better for this lecturer’. This kind of people can cause problems for you if you don’t teach or help them. They can cause commotion in the exam hall.
10. The Intelligent people; these ones are known to come into the exam halls well prepared. Most of them help others when they can but don’t just overdo it. They mostly don’t finish on time and complain about the timing of exam, just wait for result to come out and you’ll see them getting ‘As’. Abeg if they kon finish nko?

11. The Cram King/Queen; these ones have crammed the whole handout and they suddenly become very gentle before exams, you see them reciting or hitting their head during exams trying to remember. Some are actually very good at it that you don’t even notice.

12. The Sleepers; these ones after seeing the exam paper chew the cover of their pen for a while and then put their head on the table and sleep, some of them wake up after some minutes and start writing like they’ve seen the answers in their dreams, while some others find a way around to copy.

13.The Disturbia; these ones come to the exam hall to disturb. They may be chewing gum, singing or constantly asking you for answers. They usually seem clueless, you tell them something and they still ask you to explain or spell it.

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