APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown on holiday I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he is truly dead before applying.

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