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| An Ondo Village Woman by geolabious(m): 9:20am On Sep 12, 2009 |
An Ondo village woman took her case to the village Chief to report that the village school teacher had raped her. Following is the dialogue that took place; Woman: Mo ro ran, Baba. E gba mi.! (I am in trouble, please help me!!) Chief: Ke tiri? (What happened?) Woman: Oga tisha lo fagidi ba mi lopo, baba. (The village teacher raped me) Chief: E o,, moku. Ko tifo? Asakasa. Oya shalaye, ohun mi sele (Oh my goodness!. What did you say? This is an abomination. Explain how it happened?) Woman: Mo mi kiri oja lori ate ni, Oga tisa koya pemi wonu ile, iko omi fera oja. (As I was hawking my wares, the teacher called me into his house under the guise he wanted to buy something I was selling) Woman: Mo mi wole to o, oga tisha ya ba le mi. Mo mi wo, me soro. (I entered the house and the teacher quickly grabbed me. I just watched him, but didn't utter a word) Woman: Omi kenu bomi lenu. Momi wo, me soro. (Next thing I knew, he started kissing me. I watched him, but didn't say anything) Woman: O mo wo lemi laya, O te omu aya mi. Mo mi wo, me soro. (He put his hands on my boobs and caressed them. I watched him, but still did'nt utter a word) Woman: Iba le kewu mi soke, me wo, me soro! (He then lifted up my skirt, yet I didn't utter a single word or resist) Woman: Iba le bo sokoto, gbe mi sori ibusun. Me wo, me soro! (He then undid his shorts, lifted me up and placed me on the bed. Still, I watched him) Woman: Iba le wole si mi lara, oya yi mi lata faka fiki faka fiki. Me wo, me soro! (He got on top of me and he started having sex with me going in and out. Even then, I did not utter a single word) The Chief was becoming very irritated and exasperated at this stage. Chief: Duro lube! Igba wo gan koya soro. (Enough! Stop there! When did you actually talk to voice your protest?) Woman: Ha Baba, Igba ke han kedere simi pe mo fa raku ni! (My Chief,, It was when it dawned on me that I was pregnant!!!) |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by kabola2009(m): 11:47am On Sep 12, 2009 |
that was crazy. i mean fantastic, keep it up. lol |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by zmurda(m): 11:49am On Sep 12, 2009 |
hehehehe dope! |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by Ben13: 11:56am On Sep 12, 2009 |
hahaha. . when it comes to sex, their mouths are always sealed  girls are baaaaaaaaaaaad |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by romsky: 12:36pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
boiz self come rotten |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by geolabious(m): 12:48pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
kabola2009:Thanks Hope Giver Ben-10:Haba ben why hitting on them. Abeg free girls jare Uhhhhmm pls neva hide ur identity here oo. Cos i hav a friend named BEN. My God i will simply descride him as , |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by Ben13: 12:48pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
lol. . . Rommie, why you dey fight for the girls? abeg talk true na |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by shayoor(f): 1:33pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
;d |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by CrazyMan(m): 5:42pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
Nice joke and great hand writing  |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by mamagee6(f): 6:40pm On Sep 12, 2009 |
 ;d |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by CrazyMan(m): 12:04am On Sep 13, 2009 |
Wetin happen? |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by bydot1(m): 12:13pm On Sep 13, 2009 |
@Topic, welldone |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by Gabry(f): 12:20pm On Sep 13, 2009 |
I no sabi this joke. Una have to explain it in Pidgin mak me fit sabi em.  |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by bydot1(m): 12:38pm On Sep 13, 2009 |
nt again! He tried nw by translatin every words there |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by bashydemy(m): 4:11pm On Sep 13, 2009 |
if you no understand the Yoruba what about the English na true say you no go school at all? |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by CrazyMan(m): 4:36pm On Sep 13, 2009 |
Must you insult her to prove your point. |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by bydot1(m): 4:37pm On Sep 13, 2009 |
ah, omg  |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by bydot1(m): 4:38pm On Sep 13, 2009 |
just dey happy say gaby is no more regular in the joke section, u for receive d yabbin of ya life |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by Gabry(f): 6:51pm On Sep 13, 2009 |
yawns. . . Whats goin on hia |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by Nobody: 11:59pm On Sep 13, 2009 |
OMG ROFTLMAO!!! Damn funny! The ondo accent is something else!!! hehehe!!!  |
| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by CrazyMan(m): 1:11am On Sep 14, 2009 |
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| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by bydot1(m): 5:51am On Sep 14, 2009 |
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| Re: An Ondo Village Woman by jamace(m): 7:47am On Sep 14, 2009 |
I no sabi this joke. Una have to explain it in Pidgin mak me fit sabi em. Na so de woman keep quiet until it happened. Wait for practical, you hear. |
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