1. When your coworker wants you to come and pick him/her every morning
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Are you buying me fuel?

2. When Wale from head office is always coming 40 minutes late for every meeting
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We that came here early, do we have three heads?

3. That coworker that is always over excited
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What is always “sweeting” this one?

4. Monday morning and someone has body odor enough to suffocate
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My God. Has water finished in your side of this country?

5. Office people and minding their business
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They don’t go together.

6. When one of your coworkers is always asking you out to dinner
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You’ve been getting ‘no’ since 2014. You no dey tire?

7. When one of your coworkers is always coming for advice
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Every time one problem or the other.

8. When you realize you actually wasted your time advising them
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Please don’t come and disturb me ever again.

9. When someone removes his/her shoe and renders the air unsafe
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Why do you do this everyday?

10. When Emeka from customer care is never at his desk but everywhere else
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Is there soldier ant on your seat?

11. You when the SU of the office is always trying to invite you for fellowship
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Ahan, is it not the same heaven we are going?

12. That coworker that is always kissing the ass of all the ogas
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You no dey tire?

13. When Haruna always shows up with Sallah meat
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SURE GUY!

14. When you see the serial money borrower coming to your desk
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I’m not even here.

15. Those coworkers that want to take the shine when they didn’t do anything
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If you don’t get out.