THE DINO SYNDROME
A fictitious conversation between a friend and his girlfriend yesternight;
Guy: Hello bae
Bae: Honey, there is fire on the mountain!
Guy: What! What's it?
Bae: I just returned from the clinic, it has been confirmed, I'm pregnant (sobs)
Guy: What! Pregnant? And you scared the hell out me.
Bae: Segun, can't you hear me? I said I'm pregnant, I mean it is scary...(stammering) I'm still in my second year at the University.
Guy: You don't have any cause to fear...I'm happy for you.
Bae: (Baffled, she checks the screen of her phone to be sure she is discussing with Segun, meanwhile Segun continues the discussion)
Guy: I hope you've informed the 'owner' of the pregnancy.
Bae: Is that coming from you, Segun?
Guy: Yes! I knew that the threat wasn't ordinary. Recently, he publicly threatened to impregnate you, so, what do you expect me to say...The Senator senatorially stood by his threat, period!
Bae:
ORIMOLOYE, Ifeoluwa
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