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Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by Bosipolilifire: 3:44pm On Jul 19, 2016
ARE DOCTORS VERY RICH?


There is money in Health care o.... see rich doctors
http://www.thummimng.com/13828-2/

I wonder why our Nigerian doctors are always looking rugged sha.

Infact, I know one doctor with body odour because he is always wearing one shirt.

No wonder they go on strike.

My sister.... don't marry doctor o....you won't live in Lekki....(even if you manage to get to Lekki...na Jakande)
Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by Bosipolilifire: 3:50pm On Jul 19, 2016
THAT MACHINE THAT PEOPLE HOLD AND IT TELLS YOU YOUR MEDICAL HISTORY, IS IT FOR REAL?

Actually, it's been found that the machine is not very accurate o, or might just be reading nonsense. One guy put a wet cloth on the machine and it told the wet cloth it had heart problem!!! cool shocked

Na wa!!!

In other words.... bros na Lagos you dey, leave China for Chinese....

You can read more on it here sha
http://www.thummimng.com/do-these-innovations-work/
Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by Bosipolilifire: 4:01pm On Jul 19, 2016
IS IT REALLY POSSIBLE TO STEAL SOMEONE'S PENIS?

Ah!

Thank God the answer is no.....well some men might not find that comforting.....this post is not for you!

The condition is actually called Koro.

A person believes his/her genital is shrinking or it has disappeared when it is actually there and we can see it with our 'koro koro' eye.

It is a seasonal psychological disease.

In Nigeria, people are often accused of stealing the genitals.

They have scatter one bros face on top this issue o.

Here is a true story a doctor wrote about the issue of penis stealing

Funny but true

http://www.thummimng.com/the-curious-case-of-the-penis-thief/

Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by debuscket(m): 5:03pm On Jul 19, 2016
What's the treatment for gout, I was diagnosed of it (x-ray)
Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by resty2016: 6:07pm On Jul 19, 2016
How is elderly Care in Nigeria?
Please tell Some experiences you may have encountered about Elderly care


http://www.elderlycareforum.info
Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by Bosipolilifire: 9:43pm On Jul 19, 2016
debuscket:
What's the treatment for gout, I was diagnosed of it (x-ray)
well my Oga,

what the doctor will try to do is to achieve three things
1. Treating any acute attack
2. preventing further attacks
3. Reduce the stores of crystals (urate) in your body using agents such as Allopurinol

I no go mention dose here....

why?

I am sure you are asking

I am not promoting self medication

Gout na hospital matter my friend

Doctor gast dey monitor your medication

but it would help if you:
1. lost weight, if overweight

2 cut down on juices and sweet beverages, they contain agents that promote build up of these crystals


3. drink plenty water

4. cut down on your alcohol if you drink
Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by Bosipolilifire: 9:50pm On Jul 19, 2016
resty2016:
How is elderly Care in Nigeria?
Please tell Some experiences you may have encountered about Elderly care


http://www.elderlycareforum.info

Hey!

My granma actually dey with my mama now sef.

she broke her leg when she fell off the bed.

And she decided (on her own o) that she was too old for surgery

Having an elderly person wey get health challenge is not easy.

Our culture no too like old people's home.

so we usually settle for home care o.

I used to do a lot of home care when i was a corper doctor.

it can be pricey

Check out Dr. Jumoke Odunsi

http://www.wellcarehomemedicals.net
Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by Nobody: 2:00am On Jul 20, 2016
Are kitipa and sweety the same thing? What are the English names anyway.
Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by Bosipolilifire: 7:58am On Jul 20, 2016
charix:
Are kitipa and sweety the same thing? What are the English names anyway.

Bros....the kitipa me i know, no be bed play be that? undecided but you can explain to me sha o

as for sweety!

it is called Ptyriasis Versicolor

Its a skin infection caused by yeast that naturally lives on the skin...

It usually happens when the yeast grows out of control and starts to cause discoloration of the affected part

For young guys, its usually the most humid part of their bodies such as armpit and inner thighs.

When the inner thigh one is itchy and you scratch it, it gives some kind of pleasurable feeling

Hence the name sweety! grin

What you really need is Mucosid powder!
Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by Bosipolilifire: 11:45am On Jul 20, 2016
Unlike Tomato, where someone can price, how do you know you are paying the right price for a health service or surgery?

90% of the time as a private patient, you are not paying the right price for anything....

Get a good health Insurance company plan and let them worry about cost on your behalf

.....or you can ask me grin
Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by Nobody: 12:29pm On Jul 20, 2016
Bosipolilifire:


Bros....the kitipa me i know, no be bed play be that? undecided but you can explain to me sha o

as for sweety!

it is called Ptyriasis Versicolor

Its a skin infection caused by yeast that naturally lives on the skin...

It usually happens when the yeast grows out of control and starts to cause discoloration of the affected part

For young guys, its usually the most humid part of their bodies such as armpit and inner thighs.

When the inner thigh one is itchy and you scratch it, it gives some kind of pleasurable feeling

Hence the name sweety! grin

What you really need is Mucosid powder!
Oh, funny enough I know and've contracted sweety before. Kitipa on the other hand I've no idea of. The only knowledge I've of it[Kitipa] is from friends who say it itches a lot and's pleasurable when scratched hence the reason I feel they're one and the same.
Thank you for the clarification and I'm here hoping another nairalander helps in finally explaining the difference/similarities.
Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by Bosipolilifire: 11:32am On Jul 21, 2016
What are the important things to look for when starting a hospital?

i think I have a good article for you regarding that!

http://www.thummimng.com/private-practice-101/

In addition:
1. You need to sign up with Good Health Insurance Companies- You have to find out their strength and credit viability....People such as me can do this for you for a small fee grin

2. You have to make sure your prices are right and profitable

3. You want people who pay out of pocket, You can't advertise but you can solve people's problems using content development and strategy employing social media

thanks
Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by Bosipolilifire: 11:49am On Jul 21, 2016
Is JEDIJEDI real?

The hardest thing about the question is actually finding the ICD-10 Equivalent of "jedijedi"

Its a combination of

1. Low Back pain
2. Premature Ejaculation
3. Weak Erection
4. Pile
5.Hemorrhoids
6 Diabetes etc
Re: Ask Any Health Question, No Matter How Dumb? by Abdujapha(m): 4:22pm On Jul 21, 2016
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