Yes, I get it, lying is a sin, and should never be encouraged, but if we are going to say the truth, knowing all the myths and truth behind telling a lie, there are some situations where lying, is/could be the only option left.

Here are circumstances where telling a lie is your only choice.

When you are about to have sex with your woman and she suddenly asks,’Honey A m I Fat’:

Yes, some of you might have found yourselves in such situation and I can bet you lied your ass off. Even if the lady is as big as two buildings put together, of course, your answer would be, ‘Yes dear, you look really hot, like I love your figure, even Kim Kardashian is no match for you.

When you ignore your parents call and they later ask why you did not pick up:

Even I fall in this category, what do we do we lie. The usual lie is , ‘My phone has been down all day.’ Really? So how where they able to connect your phone in the first place.

When You get to work late because you had to run an errand or overslept: Boss:

Why were you late today? You: Traffic is crazy today…then you begin the history of how third mainland bridge was built. ‘I don’t know if you stay on the island, but the traffic today was the worst I have ever seen.

When you are downloading an app:

We all are guilty of this. That question that comes at the end of a download asking if you have read and agreed to the terms, and you haven’t but still go ahead to click yes.

When you mistakenly break a glass cup and your mum asks what happened:

The answer is always nothing. When she probes further, you come with a fresh lie, the cup did not shatter, it just fell down.

When your friends invite you for an outing, but you would rather stay at home:

yes, there are days, all we want to do is just relax in be all day, and eat ice cream and chocolate. In this situation the answer is always, ‘so sorry guys, i have so many errands to run for my parents/boss today.

When your friends call to tell you they are finally at the meet place and you are still in bed:

Yes, just dashed out of the house, will meet you up in a minute and you are about hours away. I guess the traffic lie will come in handy here as well.

When you get a text but do not reply until hours later:

this happens to most of us every other day. It could be that the person who sent the text is the least person you want to hear from, you simply lie saying, ‘Sorry, just got your text, wassup.’

Feel free to add circumstances that makes you lie at times

Written By: Tope Delano

source: http://www.edliner.com/10-circumstances-lying-choice/23198

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We agreed on 30,000 Naira which i paid into an account he provided..He confirmed the cash and the phone was handed over to me.This happened on August 22nd.

My reason for buying the LG G4 was because it supports Glo 4G LTE Band 28..As soon as i got home i inserted my glo sim into the phone.I had 4g Lte reception but unable to browse witn the phone as i discovered it was locked to US cellular network.

I immediately called Mr Arinze but he started dribbling me round and round that it is a configuration issue.I have done all the configuration setting,taken it phone engineers and even glo office all to no avail.I have screen shot of the chat for record purposes.

All my complain to Mr Arinze fell on deaf ears.He keeps on telling me it is a configuration issue.I have downloaded Lg G4 manual,downloaded glo configuration setting and even visited glo office twice.The painful part is that i had to sell my brand new phone to buy this crappy phone from Mr Arinze.

I then connected the phone to my wifi at home and the phone suddenly froze,became extremely hot and went into bootloop.All this happened in a space of 2 months.I have been complaining to Mr Arinze that he either refund my money or give me a replacement and he is now telling me that it is non of his business.

Please help me to plead to him to either refund my money or give me a replacement.If he does not bulge,i plan on taking legal action and having him arrested

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Please do not buy any phone from this seller.His name is Mr Arinze With This Moniker ddddon and i contacted him on August 22nd to purchase an LG G4.After meeting him at computer village,ikeja.I inspected the phone and enqired from him if it was not the variant of LG G4 which had bootloop issues.He told me that the variant of LG G4 he was selling to me has no bootloop issue.

We agreed on 30,000 Naira which i paid into an account he provided..He confirmed the cash and the phone was handed over to me.This happened on August 22nd.

My reason for buying the LG G4 was because it supports Glo 4G LTE Band 28..As soon as i got home i inserted my glo sim into the phone.I had 4g Lte reception but unable to browse witn the phone as i discovered it was locked to US cellular network.

I immediately called Mr Arinze but he started dribbling me round and round that it is a configuration issue.I have done all the configuration setting,taken it phone engineers and even glo office all to no avail.I have screen shot of the chat for record purposes.

All my complain to Mr Arinze fell on deaf ears.He keeps on telling me it is a configuration issue.I have downloaded Lg G4 manual,downloaded glo configuration setting and even visited glo office twice.The painful part is that i had to sell my brand new phone to buy this crappy phone from Mr Arinze.

I then connected the phone to my wifi at home and the phone suddenly froze,became extremely hot and went into bootloop.All this happened in a space of 2 months.I have been complaining to Mr Arinze that he either refund my money or give me a replacement and he is now telling me that it is non of his business.

Please help me to plead to him to either refund my money or give me a replacement.If he does not bulge,i plan on taking legal action and having him arrested

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