You cannot beat the EnglishMan.
There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find an English man doing it but you will never find an English man in the wrong.
He does everything on principle.
He fights you on patriotic principles.
He robs you on business principles.
He supports his king on royal principles.
He cuts off his king's head on republican principles.
He tells you what you want to hear.
He encourages you to fight if it suits you.
His languages change like chameleon and follow no definite pattern. e.g.
Shipment has nothing to do with ship
Cargo does not involve any car.
You can say "give her her book" but not "give him him book"
That's the Englishman for you! by Godspower Land