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| 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:16am On Jul 22, 2016 |
1. When you tell your mother you’re sick and she says “you’re strong in Jesus’ name.”
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:20am On Jul 22, 2016 |
2. How your parents see themselves when you fall sick: You people are now doctors, abi? 1 Like
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by IffaCatchYouEhn(m): 11:20am On Jul 22, 2016 |
When you say you're sick and she gives you ROBB Kuku kill me 1 Like
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:25am On Jul 22, 2016 |
3. When your mother feels your forehead to check your temperature. Hian! Is it only malaria?
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:26am On Jul 22, 2016 |
4. The real doctors in every Nigerian home: Nigerian parents not-so-secret weapon. 1 Like
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:27am On Jul 22, 2016 |
5. “I have a cold.” “I was shot in my leg.” “I was hit by a trailer.” Robb is the answer when you don’t even know the question.
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:32am On Jul 22, 2016 |
6. The last stop before your parents actually take you to a hospital Can’t even imagine using it to cook. It is anointing oil now and forever. 2 Likes
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:32am On Jul 22, 2016 |
7. The sick Nigerian’s unofficial diet: |
| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:35am On Jul 22, 2016 |
7. The sick Nigerian’s unofficial diet: THE BEST. 8. When you think sickness will stop yo 1 Like
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:37am On Jul 22, 2016 |
8. When you think sickness will stop you from going to school. When it’s not that you’re dead.
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:38am On Jul 22, 2016 |
9. When your parents still wake you up to go and wash pot. Hay God!
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by IffaCatchYouEhn(m): 11:38am On Jul 22, 2016 |
When you tell your mum that you want all the food you couldn't eat when you were sick Iffa whoop you?
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:40am On Jul 22, 2016 |
10. Your mother, when you fall sick on a Sunday. Holy Spirit will heal you. 1 Like
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:41am On Jul 22, 2016 |
11. When you vomit in front of your parents. That’s the only explanation. 1 Like
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:42am On Jul 22, 2016 |
12. When your parents suddenly start acting nice to you. Oh? I should fall sick more often. 1 Like
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by sirhamilton(m): 11:42am On Jul 22, 2016 |
13. Your mother, if your sickness lasts longer than 4 days: Better get up.
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| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by IffaCatchYouEhn(m): 11:44am On Jul 22, 2016 |
Me: Mum, I'm sick so I'm not going to school today Mum:No problem ****Me sleeping jejely****** Mum: Go and wash the plate Mum:Go and wash the car  Mum:Go and mop the kitchen  Mum:Go and sweep the Roof Mum: Go and wash my dreams  Me: Mum, I'm going to school now, my sickness just dissapeared   If this made you laff, You know what to click 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home by LEXYCOM: 12:16pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
My God, I have laugh finish oooooooo |
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