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Ever Been Almost Pick Pocketed In Ur Best Suit? by superkay2: 1:09am On Sep 16, 2009
the day is tuesday,time 8am,venue obalende:had a brilliant monday at work so wanted to continue on that note,then decided to wear my best suit ever,an armani i saved up so much to buy.alighted at obalende and was to catch a bus to work when both a book at a bookstand and an "agbero" loiterin about caught my eye,while "pricing" the book,the agbero was sizing me up,noticed my bulgin wallet, danced around a little bit, then unfortunately for him he struck,with his sharp hand he reaches for my wallet,with my sharper eye n movement i turn around n catch the hand and with my sharpest blows i give him combinations that even Ali would have been proud of, bros falls to the ground ,staggers up and with his blood filled mouth he takes off [i narrate this with all modesty],was loved by everyone around me that the condutor tells me to forget about the bus fare, who says violence aint a key?
Re: Ever Been Almost Pick Pocketed In Ur Best Suit? by CrazyMan(m): 1:29am On Sep 16, 2009
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