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Here’s How To Know A Traditional Nigerian Kinda Movie: by Kenndee(m): 11:02pm On Jul 22, 2016
1. It has a ridiculous title
From the name you should know honestly. “Arrow of
Love”, “Pain of Love”, “Beyonce and Rihanna” and all
that. Except you seek local comedic relief, you
shouldn’t be watching these.

2. They have a lot of unnecessary sequels
Once you see a movie that has a lot of ‘parts’, it’s
most likely one of those traditional kinda movie.
Nowadays, it’s been called a season. They’re the same
movie, just broken into multiple parts.

3. The first fifteen to twenty minutes are adverts
A classic Nollywood movie has tons of adverts with
almost the same voice talking about “Number 1 Pound
Road, Aba ” to throw you off balance. These last for
about a few minutes until you’re tired and probably
have given up and then, the movie starts.

4. The background music will explain what happened
Lost at a point? Or you have to do something urgent?
Not to worry. The background music will categorically
tell you how Nneka broke Jimi’s heart and now, she
can’t find another boyfriend.

5. There’s little or no consistency
Imagine the lead character wearing a short hair the
first day and next morning, she has a head full of
braids? Where’s the consistency?

6. Always ends abruptly
And just when you’ve managed to sit through and
watch the most difficult part of the movie, you see “To
God Be The Glory” with the members of cast being
rolled out and you’re like

How else do you know it’s a traditional Nollywood
movie?

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Re: Here’s How To Know A Traditional Nigerian Kinda Movie: by seacoast(m): 6:55am On Jul 23, 2016
grin made in Naija to grow Naija... Lol

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