;DJOKE!!!
OBASANJO, BABANGIDA & BUHARI were in a plane.
1. OBASANJO said: I can throw N1000 note out & make someone happy.
2. BABANGIDA said: I can throw two N500 note
out & make 2 people happy.
3. Buhari said: I can throw five N200 notes & make 5 people happy.
4. The PILLOT heard them & said to himself: I can throw 3 of U down & make over 150 million people happy!!!
So who do U support among this four?
A = OBASANJO
B = BABANGIDA
C = BUHARI
D = PILOT
VOTE NOW! ✊...

You went out to buy a C0NDOM and immediately you said "give me "CON",you realised your wife was behind you........What will you add to the "CON" to save yourself

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Government announced that if U have 5 kids, ur salary will be increased to #500,000.
A man heard the news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids.
When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.
He asked, where are the other 3?
His wife replied, you are not the only one who heard the news. THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM.
Laugh of the day

*Man and his wife*
*never* *fought for* *25 years*
*of their marriage.*
*A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.*
*He narrated:*

" *We went for our Honeymoon in Australia* *25 years ago*
*and while riding on a horse*,
*My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down*.
*She got up,patted the horse's back and said*
" *This is your first time*"

*After a while it happened again*.
*She patted the horse again and said:*
" *This is your second time*"

*The horse did it again the 3rd time*,
*She brought out a gun and shot the horse dead*.
*Was so shocked and shouted at her*. . . . . . . ." *Are you crazy! What's wrong with you?*
*Why did you kill the horse?*

*She smiled at me and said*
" *This is your first time*"

*Since then*. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
*My Mouth Pim*.

*Ekene is a house boy who drinks the wine of his boss and adds water 2 cover up.*
*His boss was suspicous and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if u add water just like dettol)*
*Unknowing Ekene drank frm d pasties and tapped it with water as usual.*
*Sadly 4 him immediately the pasties changes colour. When the boss came back and notice it thé boss told his wife abt it. Ekene knew he was in trouble and decided to stay at the kitchen.*
*The boss shouted Ekene.*
*Ekene answered Yes Sir, who drank the pasties*
*Ekene: No ans*
*The boss ask agn still Ekene didnt answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to meet him.*
*Boss: Are u insane or Wat? When i called u, u said yes sir, but when i ask u a question u didnt ans me?*
*Ekene: hmmm oga, when u are in the kitchen u dont hear ur anything except ur name.*
*Boss: let try it. Okay go to the bar stand beside madam, while i will stay in the kitchen.*
*Ekene at the bar with his madam and his boss in the kitchen.*
*Ekene shouted: Boss*

hahaha

Very funny guys. Very funny