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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by kingsamm(m): 1:05am On Jul 28, 2016 |
ClassCaptain oO!! Comman finish what you started.. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Luckymay(f): 2:56am On Jul 28, 2016 |
I was here. Don't ask me what I'm doing up this late |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by PheezyLee(m): 3:19am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Luckymay: Can we go 2bed now? |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Luckymay(f): 3:32am On Jul 28, 2016 |
PheezyLee:Just one more topic and we off. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by EarlOfWarwick(m): 6:14am On Jul 28, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: Bro, the money nogo do o! Yeezy and Two Vintage wears go remain less than 10K for you sef! Lol.. Na one chance you enter today!! |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Oche211(m): 6:25am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Classcaptain, dis ur tory dey sweet belle like honey. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by boykas(m): 7:31am On Jul 28, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: Haha... Am only here to read... But my vaseline Don finish.. Oya |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by darsmarth(m): 8:55am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Werey reeeee oooo.... Baba cone finish ur story... 3 Likes
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 9:28am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Funny stuff. Class captain you're good |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by McBrooklyn(m): 9:31am On Jul 28, 2016 |
ClassCaptain, your own story dey always be tragedy now??  Good things no dey happen for una side??  |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 9:59am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Facebuker2goer was here u r truly a class captain, waiting for d last episode bless |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Donpoker9(m): 10:07am On Jul 28, 2016 |
willibounce1: oboy go lap elephant |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by veekid(m): 10:12am On Jul 28, 2016 |
E b like our class captain don lost o |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by leewin(m): 10:14am On Jul 28, 2016 |
I no understand
bros u dn forget d rest of d story |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 11:11am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Iamkingzlee kindly mention or share when classcap.tain updates.thanks  |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by gbens2000(m): 11:14am On Jul 28, 2016 |
nice work mr classcaptain mention me wen u are back. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by teabully(m): 12:47pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Mention me wen u come around my niccur, u such a badt dude. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by omolola15(m): 12:52pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Where's the ClassCaptain na. This people are making noise. They need an update na. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 1:31pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Episode 12 i no fit wait ooo..... Make friday land ooo... and here we are,. Friday..... TGIF... Early momo, i don wake up arrange the whole house, comot all the cobwebs and clean everything in toto Spray everything, all the hook and cranny wey i never touch in months , na him my broom touch.. Evrything clean fem fem... I buy two airwicks to scentillate the house and strategically placed banner of semi nude ladies in the room so immediately she enters, she go know say na straight to business .. So it wont be awkward as he don tey wey i enter club last.... Na since jonathan period i enter club last and na local club vis a vis beer parlour... Not a top notch disco house like this.. I holla my neighbour, lasisi69 and my friend, tosyne2much about the party and they all agreed.... Carry your money come ooo... .... I made sure i sounded it in the ears..... Besides sef,. Even if dem no carry money come, pata pata i go pay 1k for them each make dem enter stay regular while me and my bae go chill for VIP....... At least, dem go ginger person small.... Around 7pm , With the room set and everything balanced, i bought a pack of protection ... Me i no want any babydaddy drama wey person go come they create thread on top person for here.. 7 30pm, i called all involved parties to remind them of tonight party.... Sure...... Pick me up at around 10. She sent in her location and told me to get ready .... Emi gan files bad guy... Okunrin meje yaya mefa.... Wan fe ku laleyi... Make ten quick nack abeg ...17 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Eberex(m): 1:39pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: Hope you no go wait until 2weeks to kontinue |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by sammyj: 1:40pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Bad guy!!!!!!! ClassCaptain: |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by garex: 1:52pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
lasisi69, tosyne2much and classcaptain are the bahd, badoo, baddest crew. eruku meta on a mission 1 Like |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 2:15pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Okay now, let's go there ten don nack ko make sure pe o te soju omo yen oo *off thread* make i rap small how can you be asking me kweshun oya give am some atenshun they call me omo-okunrin mesun i give no penshun i only give tenshun ***************************** kikikiki .2 Likes |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Rankine(m): 3:02pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
class captain... nice one.... but come finish ohhh ah no fit wait....  |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Edubrazilnwa(m): 3:33pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
fallawingg |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 4:15pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Episode 13 9 50pm After taking Four canned origins, jogging and strolling around to allow free flow of blood to every nook and cranny of my body, reading up on various sex techniques and how to satisfy your girl threads on nairaland, and arranging a film folder of fifty shades of grey,spartacus,powers and tudors on my laptop, i finally went out and i bought the boosters i..e tramadol and refnol and hid it in my back pocket..... With a last check on my room setting and well laid blanket and blue bulb, all was set for the arrival of the special one... I called mr end time and mr Top ten , they both notified me they were on their way....i just end the call straight...we go dey meet for there..... I chartered a taxi to pick up this babe and ebelebe , i was not dissapointed... Her Os was IOS... The display picture correlated with reality... Everything full pa pa pam..choi.. Plus that her smile even in the dark. My screw driver struggled to bust out of its enclosure on sighting the micro mini - mini skirt she was in as i had to put my hands in my pocket to correct the kini that wants to put me to shame... Hi...... Hi..... I said still holding my hands in my pocket .... Her glowing boobs with a necklace almost made me mad.,..Even the taxi driver who i later identified as one Seun Osewa could not hide his admiration for the babe Cow bell , our milk factory.... We striked a conversation and i tried to touch her at one point as i manouvred the boobs small but not too long ,she smiled. What you will eat tire, u dont rush it now..... She said in an OAP like and angelic voice as she licked her tongue and stroked my thing gently.... Jesus is Lord... ...the taxi driver kept looking back and smiling... Ojigbijibi ooo... Haa... Omode yii waa gba kontrol ... We were almost at the club, when we encountered the men in black.....  :|20 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by DONSMITH123(m): 4:31pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 4:40pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Episode 14 After much begging and pleading, this People in black uniform no gree leave us ooo.... The driver kept using jesus to beg them, begging them in the name of God, this people dem no listen ooo... E jo sir nitori olohun,., na cat dey meow oo abi na dog dey bark, this people no gree even do as if say dem hear anything... Untill they came to me and said i look like a weed smoker ... Haha, they said my lips is too black and i must be an internet warrior... Dey asked for my phone.... Me that i did not want the babe to see my java phone ... I had to give them ..... As dem see am, their hand fall... No be iphone or htc, and kik or any suspicious app no dey... Next they said i was kidnapping the girl.... haha, i was almost losing my patience but she kept telling me to cool down plus the driver appeal too.. " we are going to club ' club yes Real madrid get match today... My Father Oh mY Father... Look at our nigerian police.... It was not untill i dropped 5k which they initially called 10k but i had to price down before they allowed me to pass ooo... ' we dey protect ur lives oga.... Normally na 2k we suppose collect but this change eh...now u are talking..... :... That was how 5k went phiam... My mood bin don dey change small small but this babe constant strokes and words just they calm me down.... We got to the club and the taxi called it 1k.... Tho i knew it should not be up to that, i did not want to look broke or stingy before the babe so i added 1000 and gave him 2000... Make i kuku sabi say 7k don go.... Shey una dey count how much they go now :| As i dropped and attempted to call my guys, i just saw 6 people walking towards us.. 11 Likes 4 Shares
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Megaflex(m): 4:58pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
gan gan. eagerly waiting for the next episode |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Eberex(m): 5:01pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: lolzzzz |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by iamkingzlee(m): 5:37pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Jarizod:he has updated bruv! |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by parrotibaba(m): 5:50pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: 1 Like 2 Shares
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