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The Beautiful Truth About Nigerian Ladies by medeay(m): 4:16pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
1. Kissing your man is not a problem. The problem
is how u do it. Stop making Sounds like a car
Crash.
2. Screaming during Sex is romantic and its not a
problem. The problem is Shouting words
like; "JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY". U're
having Sex, Not a Church Service. And besides i
don't know if u're reminding God to Punish you
Later.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a problem,
infact its very Sexy. The problem is wearing your
Mini and looking all nice but when you see Guyz u
try to Pull it down now forcing it to be
long. Don't u see that u're deceiving yourself.
4. Loving your man is not a problem. The problem
is Changing ur Surname on Social Media and put
his surname when he hasn't even Introduced you
to his mother. Just Chill, i would
hate to read your Post Later saying, "MEN ARE
WICKED AND CHEATS"
5. Saying all Men are the Same is
not my problem but Who asked u to try them
ALL?
6. Bleaching ur skin till u shine brighter than ur
future is not a problem, but the problem is
having White Face, Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips
and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra?
7. Reading this post ain't a problem, infact it's
welcomed, but the problem is reading
without sharing.. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Beautiful Truth About Nigerian Ladies by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Hahahahahahahahhaah! Nawa oooo... Op U dey too much. 1 Like |
Re: The Beautiful Truth About Nigerian Ladies by yanabasee(m): 4:39pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
OP.... You nailed the hard truth... You deserve bole and chicken plus Alamo bitters... 1 Like |
Re: The Beautiful Truth About Nigerian Ladies by MENZPRIDE(m): 6:25pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
No 5. Confuses me a lot. I wonder if a girl has Tasted ALL MEN before arriving at the conclusion that "ALL MEN are the same". |
Re: The Beautiful Truth About Nigerian Ladies by Slimflame(m): 11:43pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Op check my dp take dat dope kul ur self...make i buy alomo |
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