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The Beautiful Truth About Nigerian Ladies by medeay(m): 4:16pm On Jul 27, 2016
1. Kissing your man is not a problem. The problem is how u do it. Stop making Sounds like a car Crash. 2. Screaming during Sex is romantic and its not a problem. The problem is Shouting words like; "JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY". U're having Sex, Not a Church Service. And besides i don't know if u're reminding God to Punish you Later. 3. Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a problem, infact its very Sexy. The problem is wearing your Mini and looking all nice but when you see Guyz u try to Pull it down now forcing it to be long. Don't u see that u're deceiving yourself. 4. Loving your man is not a problem. The problem is Changing ur Surname on Social Media and put his surname when he hasn't even Introduced you to his mother. Just Chill, i would hate to read your Post Later saying, "MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS" 5. Saying all Men are the Same is not my problem but Who asked u to try them ALL? 6. Bleaching ur skin till u shine brighter than ur future is not a problem, but the problem is having White Face, Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra? 7. Reading this post ain't a problem, infact it's welcomed, but the problem is reading without sharing..

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Re: The Beautiful Truth About Nigerian Ladies by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jul 27, 2016
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Hahahahahahahahhaah! Nawa oooo... Op U dey too much. tongue

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Re: The Beautiful Truth About Nigerian Ladies by yanabasee(m): 4:39pm On Jul 27, 2016
OP.... You nailed the hard truth... You deserve bole and chicken plus Alamo bitters...

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Re: The Beautiful Truth About Nigerian Ladies by MENZPRIDE(m): 6:25pm On Jul 27, 2016
No 5. Confuses me a lot.
I wonder if a girl has Tasted ALL MEN before arriving at the conclusion that "ALL MEN are the same".
Re: The Beautiful Truth About Nigerian Ladies by Slimflame(m): 11:43pm On Jul 27, 2016
Op check my dp take dat dope kul ur self...make i buy alomo

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