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Husband Application Software by DONFASZY(m): 3:14pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Baseball 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. --------------------------------------- DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck! Tech Support |
Re: Husband Application Software by Ben13: 3:16pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
LMAO that's Don Faszy version 12.0 |
Re: Husband Application Software by CuteAngel(f): 3:18pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
This version has been blacklisted. |
Re: Husband Application Software by bydot1(m): 3:19pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
too lng story, aint get time to read it |
Re: Husband Application Software by Ben13: 3:23pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
just name ya version, slow reader. |
Re: Husband Application Software by sylve11: 4:56pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
lol, see this one self dey talk! |
Re: Husband Application Software by dafman10(m): 5:40pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
very cool jor |
Re: Husband Application Software by Abbeycity4(f): 5:44pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
by.dot: same hia too |
Re: Husband Application Software by sylve11: 7:31pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
i beg carry ur wrinkled face comort road make i see daftman |
Re: Husband Application Software by bydot1(m): 11:16pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
Re: Husband Application Software by CrazyMan(m): 2:25am On Sep 19, 2009 |
Wao the joke is great; keep it up |
Re: Husband Application Software by CrazyMan(m): 2:27am On Sep 19, 2009 |
Wao the joke is great; keep it up |
Re: Husband Application Software by sexyLeamon(f): 4:33am On Sep 19, 2009 |
Re: Husband Application Software by bydot1(m): 5:01am On Sep 19, 2009 |
i nw get it, welldone |
Re: Husband Application Software by CuteAngel(f): 9:00am On Sep 19, 2009 |
olodo |
Re: Husband Application Software by sylve11: 9:33am On Sep 19, 2009 |
odolo |
Re: Husband Application Software by aristole(m): 2:25pm On Sep 19, 2009 |
Or sedimented/rocky brain? |
Re: Husband Application Software by bydot1(m): 2:32pm On Sep 19, 2009 |
sharap |
Re: Husband Application Software by sylve11: 2:38pm On Sep 19, 2009 |
she nor hear u |
Re: Husband Application Software by bydot1(m): 12:22am On Sep 20, 2009 |
help me tell am |
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