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15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:03am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, seun Me: Mum there is no food in the pot? Mum: Your mates are all married, go and marry! me: 5 Likes
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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:04am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Me: Mummy see Mr Biggs Mum: There is Food at Home Me: 3 Likes |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:04am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Me: Mum, the light in the kitchen has stopped working, bring some money, I will call Adamu to fix it Mum: You studied Elect. Elect, or are you not an engineer Me: 3 Likes
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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:04am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Me: Mum, I'm feeling headache (trying to extort some money) Mum: There is panadol is the drawer! Me; Na me fuuuck up 3 Likes
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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Nobody: 9:05am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Oya ma sit down 4here wu haf toothpick 1 Like |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:05am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Me; I want to go and play with my friends Mum: You're not going out, Play with junior (younger brother) then Me and stubborn junior 4 Likes |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:06am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Me: Mummy, I want Biscuit Mum: I don't pluck money from trees Me: 2 Likes
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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:07am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Me: Mum, I want a selfie stick Mum: Kelechi Use one of your hangers 3 Likes |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Nobody: 9:08am On Jul 29, 2016 |
salabscholar01:You haf spoilt ya thread wif.. |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by decatalyst(m): 9:16am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Coming back here.. |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Nobody: 9:26am On Jul 29, 2016 |
You: (After returning from school terribly hungry and exhausted) mum am hungry Your mum: I bought some bean from the market earlier on, go and put it on fire, after that help me peel the yam close to the cupboard You: 7 Likes
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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:32am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Me: Ajoke, go and tell mum you wan't to eat meat pie Ajoke; Mum, Kebiru wants to eat meat pie Mum: Tell him I will buy a hundred of it for him 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:33am On Jul 29, 2016 |
My sister Crying in her room Mum; Kemi, What is the problem? Kemi; Lekan said he is no more interested in the relationship Mum: The kitchen is dirty and you know it. Kemi; 1 Like |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:33am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Me: Am hungry Mum: Me: 3 Likes
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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by kiddoiLL(m): 9:36am On Jul 29, 2016 |
lwkmd!! dat no 4 tho! i've been there..afterwards i was like y i talk say headache? |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 9:56am On Jul 29, 2016 |
After failing Jamb Three times Mum: Pass the remote control to me Me; Passes Mum: At least you can pass something me: 3 Likes
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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 10:02am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Mum: What is your class position position this time around? Me: sixth Mum: I am not surprised cos you sleeps in the kitchen me: 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 10:10am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Mum: What is our hope this year? Wanting my sister to marry My sister; mummy, I don't want to marry now Mum: Men may be liking you for the right reasons. My sister: 1 Like
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Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 10:12am On Jul 29, 2016 |
C: lalasticlala Let us dedicate this to all loving mothers... mothers' love count no wrong. |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by salabscholar01(m): 10:12am On Jul 29, 2016 |
C: lalasticlala, mynd44 Let us dedicate this to all loving mothers... mothers' love count no wrong. |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Tynasparks(f): 11:11am On Jul 29, 2016 |
God bless our mothers |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Harwoyeez(m): 11:21am On Jul 29, 2016 |
So true of our mothers, God bless all |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Acepen(m): 5:47pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
salabscholar01:na this one pain me pass:-D |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Hawwah(f): 6:03pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
StunchLord: Sweet jeez!!! I can imagine |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Mopricelezz(f): 8:35pm On Aug 08, 2016 |
Re: 15 Epic Replies From Nigerian Mothers, All Will Leave You Crying As Ever! by Cornerstone001: 1:56pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Oh boy, na this one dey always pain person pass. Coman Eat me |
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