ARGUMENT:

{Mother} - My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for 1 year.

{Wife} - He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking.

(Mother} - I carried him for nine months.

{Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.

{Mother} - He passed between my legs with pains.

{Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like every day and I scream with pains each night.

Please WHO OWNS A MAN?

Source: http://www.jokesmannia.com/who-really-owns-a-man-his-mother-or-wife/

Seriously?

Is this a question?

Some questions are idiotic.

Who shares DNA with the man, mother or wife?

A wife that was acquired is now claiming ownership.

A wife can be divorced but not a mother, and even if you disown your mother, you can't disown her blood in you.

Thank you dear mother-in-law,for bringing my husby into this world,for nurturing him to become who n what he is today.

Buh there is one thing....He is restless.
He found me n I became the cure for his restlessness.He found his missing rib-me,to complement him and help him fulfill purpose.

SO

I Am Incharge!!
He is mine!!


From Daughter-in-law

Owns..
Na wah o.
Shouldn't a man be his own man?
Can he be owned like a piece of property?

A mother owns him and the wife owns him.
Dual ownership. Different roles, different responsibilities.
A woman who can't share should not bear a child. A lady who can't share should not marry.
A man must protect the interest of both women.

They each have a tenure...

Mother- From birth till he marries

Wife- From the day they got married.


The birthday also kinda supports this. Thank you

jashar:
God.

sensible one...
never knew u were sensible... thought u were senseless...

Useless question.