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What Do You Call Him? by Iseoluwani: 6:31am On Aug 01, 2016
THE NAMES WIVES CALL THEIR HUSBANDS
NOWADAYS ARE ACCORDING TO THE MONEY
THE MAN GIVES HIS WIFE.
1. A wife who gets N100,000 or N150,000
will call her husband "DADDY"
2. A wife who gets N50,000 down to
N40,000, will call her husband "HONEY".
3. A wife who gets N20,000 down to
N15,000, will call her husband "DARLING".
4. A wife who gets N10,000 down to
N5,000, will call the husband by the first
son's name like, "PAPA NNEKA".
5. A wife who gets N1,000 down to
N500,will call her husband by his name,
"UCHENNA".
6. So if a wife gets N300 to N50,what would
be the name she would call her husband?
Re: What Do You Call Him? by Flexherbal(m): 6:59am On Aug 01, 2016
She will call him an economist.
Re: What Do You Call Him? by Haywhymido(m): 7:05am On Aug 01, 2016
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Re: What Do You Call Him? by Florblu(f): 7:13am On Aug 01, 2016
Whenever I want to get his attention I will just say ",Wos wobi"

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Re: What Do You Call Him? by Exponental(m): 8:43am On Aug 01, 2016
1-4 may be monthly feeding allowance depending on income, location and financial agreement between the couples. Definitely not 5&6 except its a daily money..... So, Papa Iseoluwani fits in for #6.
Re: What Do You Call Him? by chriskosherbal(m): 8:54am On Aug 01, 2016
Hmmmm interesting.
Re: What Do You Call Him? by Iseoluwani: 10:07am On Aug 01, 2016
Florblu:
Whenever I want to get his attention I will just say ",Wos wobi"

My ex do Call her present bf dat name

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