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[funny Story] My First Bl*wjob by Speshh(m): 7:28pm On Aug 01, 2016
My First Bl*wjob
So back in high school I was experiencing my first sexual encounters with my girlfriend at the time (let’s call her ‘Tolu’).
NOTE: We were both as inexperienced as could be.
In the early weeks of our affair, I employed all means of teasing and cajoling to convince her into giving me a BJ. She was firmly reluctant at first, but I guess she liked me so much she decided to give it a try…
As I’m writing this now, I can see why she was hesitant; she had no idea what the f*ck to do. she was pure, a virgin.
The eve of the D-Day felt to me the way a wedding feels to a groom, I was acutely anxious to receive my GIFT. I felt an happiness unknown to any man alive (or dead even).
Y’all can remember the excitement the first time a girl went down on you. Imagine how much I had built up this moment in my head…
The Next Day: Tolu comes over and we go to my room, We kiss and cuddle, but we all know what we were there for. That was just an appetiser.
After what seemed like eternity the moment comes. She slowly moves down my body and at this point I was at about 110% hardness down there.
She deftly unzips my jeans and my penis pops out in all of its splendour, she’s evidently astonished as it’s her first time seeing one.
She takes a deep breath and puts me in her mouth… I can safely say this was the happiest moment in my life to date. Absolute ecstasy as I stood there in wait of the p*rnstar Mouth Gig I had envisioned in my head.
I can’t contain my excitement as I wait for what’s coming. That moment seemed to last forever…
‘Wait what?’ my brain resumed again, ‘why is this taking so long to start?’ I look down…
She was staring at me, dick in mouth, motionless, left it in her mouth doing NOTHING! She looked confused as shit.
I gave her the raised eyebrow + nod like, ‘You can proceed now’ but she responds with a look of confusion…
It was then I realized the idiot didn’t know what to do and I immediately start to panic.
‘What should I do? Grab her head and move it up and down? Hump her face?’ Obviously my 17 year old mind chooses to do nothing.
We lock eyes for what seemed to be like 5 minutes. I’m just staring at her as she’s looking, dick still in mouth, wondering what the hell is going on.
Eventually the fool takes it out, and asks “DOES IT FEEL GOOD?”.
I started to panic again.
‘Should I draw a diagram? Do I show her the terabytes of porn on my laptop?’ I thought. So I relaxed and tried to explain…
“Well Tolu… you’re supposed to-” Just then, her phone rang: ‘Okay mom, I’m on my way.’ then she left..
I didn’t know what to do, tell her to read sex books? Send her porn? Break up? I later decided to try porn
and I decided not to send just any porn, it must be emotional and sweet and epic, because this is my girlfriend not any p*rnstar.
So I embarked a mission to find the nicest porn for my girl, after many weeks I found one. A perfect amateur BJ video.
“She will see this video and transform into the ultimate bl*wjob princess that I want” So I sent her the link…
She replied: ‘This is so gross Dolapo! What the hell? Why did you send th…… OHHHHHHHHH now I understand’
I told her to study the video the way she’d study for her A-levels, then we scheduled another try…
The next week we’re in my room and again I had imagined this moment in my head AF. We play around a bit, then SHOWTIME.!!! My FIRST ACTUAL BLOOOOWJOB!
I could hardly contain the excitement lol…
She carried my penis and put it in her mouth… then she gets at it… OMG I was happy as f*ck!
‘Ohhhhhh ahhhhh yes! yes! yes! yes….WAIT WHY THE HELL IS THIS HURTING?’
I felt her razor sharp teeth dragging against my delicate manhood. “Uh tolu this kinda hurts, you gotta be careful with your teeth.”
Apparently she took it as “Use your teeth but minimally” because she started slightly chewing my dick like it was beef.
I tried to enjoy it as much as I could but it felt like a wild dog was trying to use my penis as a chew toy.
BRUUUUH I couldn’t take it again… I had to f*cking tap out, then I realize… she’s going to need more practice
I spent day after day in pain letting her practice the art of dick sucking with my penis, headache after headache and scars after scars…She eventually became quite good.
So we decided not to practice again for a month, then do a finale and grand performance.
So the D-Day came finally… She starts to go down, and it felt good, and really good I must say.. 5 minutes later I’m on the edge of coming, but ‘what should I do? Tell her? tap her?’ I started to panic..
I tried to use words but the little man controlling my manhood took over all operations. I opened my mouth to speak but nothing comes out, it was too late…
I fired a container of sperm, it kept flowing like bullets from an automatic gun. ‘Holy shit, I’m shooting far’ I manage to think during one reload. I nutted EVERYWHERE!
I reach the end of my triumphant orgasm and I immediately enter the post-bliss pass out. When I came back to reality I looked down…
I had managed to shoot 2-3 feet away, and had nailed her in the forehead several times… She had a substantial amount of ejaculate dripping down her face and she was very angry with me about it…
Somehow , we ended up dating for around 2 years after that and it we did it countless times after that, each time better than the last…





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