A King enrolled his donkey in a race and it won. Local paper read: *'KING's ASS WON'* The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read: *"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"* The king fainted.... Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$. Next day paper read: *"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"* The queen fainted... The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle The Next Headlines: " *QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD* " The king died... !! That's the life for you!!! You just can't control it oh! "Control your mind towards it".

Please am new in Nairn land so can anyone teach me how to text Naira land smiles