System: hi, i would like to to tell you an EFCC joke

Me: Ok, i'd like to hear an EFCC joke

System: I can no longer tell you an EFCC joke

Me: Why can't you tell me an EFCC joke

System: I cannot tell you an EFCC joke Because the SYSTEM is very CORRUPT

MrsExplorer:
System: hi, i would like to to tell you an EFCC joke

Me: Ok, i'd like to hear an EFCC joke

System: I can no longer tell you an EFCC joke

Me: Why can't you tell me an EFCC joke

System: I cannot tell you an EFCC joke Because the SYSTEM is very CORRUPT

I totally get it.. How are you dear??

System: I want to tell you a Buhari Joke but you may not get it

Me: Please tell me a Buhari Joke

System: How many head does Buhari have?

Me: Buhari has 1 head

System: No he has over a thousand herd

Why did Jonathan visit Buhari?

Because he is ruling with PATIENCE

MrsExplorer:
Why did Jonathan visit Buhari?

Because he is ruling with PATIENCE

Why did Mr, Ford heed to Mr X advice
Cause He is an Explorer

TamedWolf90:



Why did Mr, Ford heed to Mr X advice
Cause He is an Explorer

I get this

Why were the eagles stranded in Atlanta?

Because they had a chartered shattered flight

JUST WASTED 30SECONDS OF MY LIFE TO READ THIS RUBBISH.... CHILDREN SO MUCH ON NAIRALAND THESE DAYS... WE GO SOON LEAVE AM FOR UNA THE WAY WE DON LEAVE 2GO AND BBM

TDstarr:
JUST WASTED 30SECONDS OF MY LIFE TO READ THIS RUBBISH.... CHILDREN SO MUCH ON NAIRALAND THESE DAYS... WE GO SOON LEAVE AM FOR UNA THE WAY WE DON LEAVE 2GO AND BBM

The topic clearly said "...BUT YOU MAY NOT GET IT (PUNS)..."

So, you clearly don't get it.

Nice jokes

RoyalBoutique:


The topic clearly said "...BUT YOU MAY NOT GET IT (PUNS)..."

So, you clearly don't get it.

Nice jokes

mugu.... I got it... But it's lame.... Does not have much imagination to it... No element of surprise.... You still a kid...though...try harder

TDstarr:
JUST WASTED 30SECONDS OF MY LIFE TO READ THIS RUBBISH.... CHILDREN SO MUCH ON NAIRALAND THESE DAYS... WE GO SOON LEAVE AM FOR UNA THE WAY WE DON LEAVE 2GO AND BBM

but whats your prob nigga. if you ain't satisfied with it get the Bleep off. na by force make you read or comment?

Samwell247:


but whats your prob nigga. if you ain't satisfied with it get the Bleep off. na by force make you read or comment?

first of all I did not call your wretched father's name.... Secondly that the statement pained you showed you a kid... Thirdly if not that there is a bastard at the end of your shittyyyy android phone., you can't say this to me in real life without getting a bottle in your neck...

TDstarr:
first of all I did not call your wretched father's name.... Secondly that the statement pained you showed you a kid... Thirdly if not that there is a bastard at the end of your shittyyyy android phone., you can't say this to me in real life without getting a bottle in your neck...

Hey boy, if its about real life and bottles, tell me your address ,I will come there and say what that guy said to your face and you won't do sh*t... How can you threaten someone onlineWhat's that?? And his father wretched, now I know who the kid really is... Be careful..

TamedWolf90:



Hey boy, if its about real life and bottles, tell me your address ,I will come there and say what that guy said to your face and you won't do sh*t... How can you threaten someone onlineWhat's that?? And his father wretched, now I know who the kid really is... Be careful..

gerarahere mehn.. .. Before you take something that's not yours

its alright guys, y fight online?

TDstarr:
first of all I did not call your wretched father's name.... Secondly that the statement pained you showed you a kid... Thirdly if not that there is a bastard at the end of your shittyyyy android phone., you can't say this to me in real life without getting a bottle in your neck...

now tell me who the kid is... with such mentality that you posses.you are just the product of a pocked condom. me bottle.. if i start you no fit stand.
i just pity your parents.. i for give you something you will nurse for the rest of your life...
just watch your mouth....

bunch of touts on nairaland.....

I totally get this, spot on op!

A customer from hell brought me here
Client from heaven

TDstarr:
JUST WASTED 30SECONDS OF MY LIFE TO READ THIS RUBBISH.... CHILDREN SO MUCH ON NAIRALAND THESE DAYS... WE GO SOON LEAVE AM FOR UNA THE WAY WE DON LEAVE 2GO AND BBM

if only some parents knew the value of condom, some "HUMAN" mistakes wouldn't have been "MADE"

TDstarr:
mugu.... I got it... But it's lame.... Does not have much imagination to it... No element of surprise.... You still a kid...though...try harder

Zombie. You are too dull to understand simple logic. Go and watch nollywood because you clearly lack logical thinking.