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I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by MrsExplorer(f): 10:17pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
System: hi, i would like to to tell you an EFCC joke Me: Ok, i'd like to hear an EFCC joke System: I can no longer tell you an EFCC joke Me: Why can't you tell me an EFCC joke System: I cannot tell you an EFCC joke Because the SYSTEM is very CORRUPT 6 Likes |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by TamedWolf90: 10:24pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
MrsExplorer: I totally get it.. How are you dear?? 1 Like |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by MrsExplorer(f): 10:32pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
System: I want to tell you a Buhari Joke but you may not get it Me: Please tell me a Buhari Joke System: How many head does Buhari have? Me: Buhari has 1 head System: No he has over a thousand herd 7 Likes |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by MrsExplorer(f): 10:44pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
Why did Jonathan visit Buhari? Because he is ruling with PATIENCE 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by TamedWolf90: 10:48pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
MrsExplorer: Why did Mr, Ford heed to Mr X advice Cause He is an Explorer 3 Likes |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by MrsExplorer(f): 10:52pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
TamedWolf90: I get this 3 Likes |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by MrsExplorer(f): 10:55pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
Why were the eagles stranded in Atlanta? Because they had a 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by TDstarr: 5:36am On Aug 05, 2016 |
JUST WASTED 30SECONDS OF MY LIFE TO READ THIS RUBBISH.... CHILDREN SO MUCH ON NAIRALAND THESE DAYS... WE GO SOON LEAVE AM FOR UNA THE WAY WE DON LEAVE 2GO AND BBM 1 Like |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by RoyalBoutique(m): 7:20am On Aug 05, 2016 |
TDstarr: The topic clearly said "...BUT YOU MAY NOT GET IT (PUNS)..." So, you clearly don't get it. Nice jokes 7 Likes |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by TDstarr: 8:08am On Aug 05, 2016 |
RoyalBoutique:mugu.... I got it... But it's lame.... Does not have much imagination to it... No element of surprise.... You still a kid...though...try harder 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by Nobody: 7:43pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
TDstarr: but whats your prob nigga. if you ain't satisfied with it get the Bleep off. na by force make you read or comment? 2 Likes |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by TDstarr: 10:18pm On Aug 13, 2016 |
Samwell247:first of all I did not call your wretched father's name.... Secondly that the statement pained you showed you a kid... Thirdly if not that there is a bastard at the end of your shittyyyy android phone., you can't say this to me in real life without getting a bottle in your neck... |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by TamedWolf90: 1:02pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
TDstarr: Hey boy, if its about real life and bottles, tell me your address ,I will come there and say what that guy said to your face and you won't do sh*t... How can you threaten someone onlineWhat's that?? And his father wretched, now I know who the kid really is... Be careful.. 2 Likes |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by TDstarr: 2:51am On Aug 15, 2016 |
TamedWolf90:gerarahere mehn.. .. Before you take something that's not yours |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by MrsExplorer(f): 7:59pm On Aug 15, 2016 |
its alright guys, y fight online? |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by Nobody: 3:40am On Aug 17, 2016 |
TDstarr: now tell me who the kid is... with such mentality that you posses.you are just the product of a pocked condom. me bottle.. if i start you no fit stand. i just pity your parents.. i for give you something you will nurse for the rest of your life... just watch your mouth.... 1 Like |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by integritylady(f): 9:01am On Aug 17, 2016 |
bunch of touts on nairaland..... 1 Like |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by Nobody: 8:12pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
I totally get this, spot on op! |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by GasAndOilTheory(m): 9:00pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
A customer from hell brought me here Client from heaven |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by Nobody: 3:18pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
TDstarr: if only some parents knew the value of condom, some "HUMAN" mistakes wouldn't have been "MADE" |
Re: I'd Tell You An EFCC Joke But You May Not Get It(puns) by RoyalBoutique(m): 8:26pm On Feb 17, 2017 |
TDstarr: Zombie. You are too dull to understand simple logic. Go and watch nollywood because you clearly lack logical thinking. |
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