1. Someone calls you at 2:am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you.
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the
ground floor.going to your office, yet they ask
are you going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you.still asks him; ''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend.see's.you and ask; ''what are you.doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the.floor.
9. Are you reading this post?
Answer..............

And somebody asked are you reading No! Lai Mohammed was talking.
Very stupid indeed!

Lol. Those questions are as old as Nigeria itself. It's something you can't take from us. Op, even you, are guilty too.

Some people are coming to answer your question number 9

Are you reading this post?
Answer: No, I am memorizing the alphabets

Are you reading this post? No, I'm browsing the words...