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13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 11:50am On Aug 09, 2016 |
1. When you hire any woman she has already started plotting to steal your husband. So have juju you will use to fight her available.
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 11:53am On Aug 09, 2016 |
2. When you see somebody looking at you like this, they are planning to use you for blood money. Just Run! 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by jaymejate: 11:55am On Aug 09, 2016 |
Jarizod: This mentality makes us over run, thereby running from who may want to help us |
Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 11:55am On Aug 09, 2016 |
3. When you come back from America you must wear facecap and end every sentence with “…men”. How else will people know you have entered plane? 1 Like
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by jaymejate: 11:56am On Aug 09, 2016 |
Jarizod: It always backfire |
Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 11:57am On Aug 09, 2016 |
4. When one doctor can’t diagnose you, the next step is obviously a babalawo. No need for a second opinion. 1 Like
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 11:58am On Aug 09, 2016 |
5. When your stepmother offers you food it is obviously because she has poisoned it. Be watchful. 1 Like
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by jaymejate: 11:59am On Aug 09, 2016 |
Jarizod: [size=15pt]Na this one I hate most. Imagine a professional Doctor that has spent like many years studying referring you to Herbalist. Taaa! That's y i love Hollywood[/size] |
Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 12:00pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
6. Your mother-in-law is the reason you’re still not pregnant 3 months after getting married. She has tied your womb inside her calabash 2 Likes
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 12:01pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
7. This is the only pregnancy test you need: What is malaria? You are already iya ibeji.
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 12:04pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
8. Your wife is sleeping with the gateman that is sleeping with the housegirl that you are sleeping with. Ojoro cancel.
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 12:07pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
9. When anything you don’t like happens, it is surely the devil’s handwork. The devil will just be on his own and Nollywood will be disturbing him.
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 12:08pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
10. Your romance has not started until you chase each other on the beach. If there is no beach around you, travel and find one.
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 12:09pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
11. When you finish confessing your evil deeds, you either die or at least run mad. So just keep that confession to yourself. 1 Like
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 12:10pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
12. When a cat passes the front of your house your village people have finally found you. Better start kabashing.
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Nobody: 12:12pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
13. Any girl that just came from America is an ashewo, the village ones are the only good ones. Go and wife them. Don’t worry even the illiterate ones speak perfect English. Lalasticlala http://zikoko.com/list/15-things-youll-recognise-if-you-grew-went-to-teen-church/ 2 Likes
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Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by Mariojane(f): 2:23pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
OP why are you calling Lalasticlala? |
Re: 13 Important Life Lessons Nollywood Movies Taught All Of Us by lhawarl1(m): 10:17pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
Mariojane: why do you think he's calling him? |
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