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36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by presido997(m): 1:27am On Aug 10, 2016
Superstition is the belief in supernatural causality that one event causes another without any natural process linking the two events.
Superstitious beliefs are always part of the culture of every society. Some superstitious beliefs were actually used to instigate morals and etiquettes in children. Nevertheless, superstitions help to preserve the cultures of a society from one generation to another.
These list highlights some of the superstitious beliefs in Nigeria:
1. If you put your eyelashes in your parents shoes, they will forget the offence you committed.
2. Don’t drink coconut water, else you become a dullard.(I’m still somehow believing this)
3. Don’t whistle at night, you will be inviting snakes.(Nothing dey apun joor)
4. When the sun is shinning in the middle of a storm/rain, it means a lion is giving birth.
5. Don’t let people jump over you, lest you become short.
6. Don’t eat food that has fallen on the floor, Satan has eaten it already.(lolz..Na. Today?)
7. If your tooth pulls out, throw it on a rooftop, a lizard will take it and give you another one.(Tried it 1ce tho)
8. Kill and cut off a Lizard’s head and bury it; after three days, dig it up you will see many coins (money). #kayefi
9. If you kill a duck and bury it, it will transform into a snake in seven days.
10.If you wash a dog’s face and use the same water to wash your face, you will see ghosts.
11. Don’t sweep your house at night, you will be sweeping away all your riches.
12. Once your eyes starts to twitch, someone is talking about you.
13. If someone bites you, rub chicken poop on the area, the next day the person’s teeth will become rotten.
14. If your teacher annoys you, soak garri for 3 days. As the garri swells, your teacher’s hand would swell.( U go juz use overfeeding kill urself)
15. In a football match, bury the egg of a lizard at your goal post, your opponent will never score.
16. If your palms are itching you frequently, money is coming your way soon.(I hear it works for some people)
17. A pregnant woman should not visit the zoo, else her child would look like an animal.
18. Don’t eat a fowl anus, else you will start gossiping about.
19. Don’t stand in front of a mirror at night, else you will see evil spirits (demons).(Curiosity had made me try dis 1ce, Guess wah? Nutin apund)
20. If you want to faint after your teacher flogs you, put beans under your armpit and you will faint.
21. If you’re obsessed with the head of a fish. You’ll be a dull student.
22. Don’t ever fetch water from the well at nite, ____________. (Mtcheew, I stil do am this week)
23.Don’t ever beat a male child with a broom, it’ll affect his potency as a man. (I used to bliv this)
24. Don’t sleep with ur legs touching the wall, you must be in a meeting with witches. (Haha..preetythicksme over to u)
25. Don’t sit on a pestle, you’re risking ur mom’s life.
26. Don’t sleep in reverse positions/orientation with someone else on the bed/mat. (Smh).
27.
If bird poop lands on ur head, money is coming ur way. (I swear! This apund to me once)
28. When u cut ur fingernails, make sure it’s disposed thoroughly or ur destiny is at stake. (This one stil gets me somehow).
29. If someone crosses over ur leg(s) whilst pregnant, the unborn child will look like that person. (*yawns*)
30. Don’t let anyone else step on ur saliva, you’ll av throat problems.
31. Don’t eat food in the pot, it’ll rain heavily on ur wedding day. (I wonder who blivs this sef)
32. Don’t eat food whilst in cooking mode, ur ass will really be dark-complexioned as u grow.
33. Eat beans regularly, you’ll be as tall as you’d desired. (I totally blivd dis)
34. You must cover ur hair, as a lady, in the marketplace.(Ondo ppl I hail)
35. Do not sweep the top of the table with a broom else you become hungry always/glutton.
36. Do not eat on the road else you wont get satisfied with the food. (Lolz..What if i buy 5loaves of butterfield bread?)

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Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 1:57am On Aug 10, 2016
op, why am I having this feeling that

you are a chief priest ..lol

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Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by integritylady(f): 2:06am On Aug 10, 2016
most of these superstitions are for neatness and also to be of good manner sake..... they really tried because we mostly fell for them.

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Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by Slimflame(m): 3:33am On Aug 10, 2016
Dat 8 me try it....dose days
Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by Opistorincos(m): 2:36pm On Aug 10, 2016
I once believed all
Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 4:53pm On Aug 10, 2016
Whn u hit ur rite leg mistakenly, it means good luck

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Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by EpicMaurice(m): 8:47pm On Aug 10, 2016
cheesy If you put small stones under your armpit or in your mouth when your teacher is flogging you, you wont feel any pain
Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by seacoast(m): 12:46am On Aug 11, 2016
If you cross ur fingers, no charm will affect u.
Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by Dranoid: 1:23am On Aug 11, 2016
Some of these superstitions might just be rituals our forefathers performed in the days of old.

Let's take 23 as an example, it might be that someone wanted to punish another person (a male) and the babaláwo gives him a broom to beat the other guy 7 times and his p**is will disappear. He does it for any male that vexes him and it works, other people too meet the baba and the charm becomes popular, soon enough nobody will know which broom is safe (considering the level of ignorance of our forefathers) then it becomes a general belief/superstition
Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 9:40am On Aug 11, 2016
integritylady:
most of these superstitions are for neatness and also to be of good manner sake..... they really tried because we mostly fell for them.
U just spoke my mind.
That is just the basic underlying truth about superstitions.
For Neatness
Caution
Carefulness
Fearfulness

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Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by Nobody: 2:56pm On Aug 11, 2016
sure, done number 13 before
Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by NZAGHA(f): 11:26pm On Aug 11, 2016
splenzard:
op, why am I having this feeling that


you are a chief priest ..lol

:/grincheesy;D8)grincheesy
Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by adesanya2014: 9:50am On Aug 12, 2016
[quote author=presido997 post=48347230]
10.If you wash a dog’s face and use the same water to wash your face, you will see ghosts.

Any body in here can volunteer to try this . Pls be warned that your entire life will not remain the same . My friend that tried this was taken to native doctor before he regained his consciousness . He was constantly seeing witches . If you wanna try , don't use water , just deep your hand around the dogs eye . Use the white substance to apply to your eye . Dogs are friendly to their owners , u can ask the owner to help you collect the substance .
Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by StarryV(f): 12:24pm On Aug 12, 2016
[quote author=adesanya2014 post=48411908][/quote] In other words, number 3 still works huh?
Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by adesanya2014: 4:56pm On Aug 12, 2016
StarryV:
In other words, number 3 still works huh?

I don't know that one , the one I knw is what am talking about , you can disprove the claim , by giving it a trail . Goodluck .
Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by StarryV(f): 10:32pm On Aug 12, 2016
adesanya2014:


I don't know that one , the one I knw is what am talking about , you can disprove the claim , by giving it a trail . Goodluck .
sorry dear, I meant number 10 I.e the one u talked abt. it still works?
Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by adesanya2014: 6:09am On Aug 13, 2016
StarryV:
sorry dear, I meant number 10 I.e the one u talked abt. it still works?

My sister believe me, that is the last thing you want to try . You will be watching horror film live . All this witches will be visible to you 100 percent , you will nearly run mad .
Re: 36 Hillarious Superstitious Beliefs by StarryV(f): 6:24pm On Aug 13, 2016
adesanya2014:


My sister believe me, that is the last thing you want to try . You will be watching horror film live . All this witches will be visible to you 100 percent , you will nearly run mad .
lols. Buh the witches aint gonna hurt u. Or would they?

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