MOTHER: Akpos I’m sorry I slept with someone that is not your father 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.
AKPOS: Mum, what rubbish! How could you! How am I to deal with this?! You should be hanged!”
MOTHER: I am sorry baby, he was my first love and I could not marry him because he is of a different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with you for the first time ever.
AKPOS: No, I am speaking to no one, Mr Bello is the only father I know and that will never change!
MOTHER: Please don’t be so upset. Just talk to him.
AKPOS: Okay, I will give him a piece of my mind!

Akpos already very angry, was ready to pour scorn on his real father

PHONE: Morning Son, I am Aliko Dangote. I am your real father.
AKPOS: [Totally in shock] I always knew there was something special about me. I never did like Mr. Bello as my father.

Source: http://www.jokesmannia.com/the-real-father/