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| Us$500 by ekeroyal(m): 10:19pm On Sep 24, 2009 |
It was a holiday season sometimes in Nigeria, and people went out to recreational sites like beaches, zoos, restaurant, etc. It came about that one very beautiful girl was on her swimming trunks and she looked very attractive even to a prophet who was not careful, she could be a snare. Meanwhile, there is this old man who was looking at her with keen interest and so he worked up to her and after exchanging pleasantries, he asked her " can I touch this mercury balloons" (pointing to her breasts) the girl shouted "must you get out?". The man was persistent so he continued "I will give you $100". The girl replied "NO". The man continued "okay $250 for only a minute". The girl still on her words "NOooooo". This man very courageous continued to ask. "I will give you $500, if you are ready contact me". immediately after making the offer, he left the scene only for the girl to call him back and ask him to come and touch but reminded him, it's for only a minute to which the man replied "Trust me, am a man of my word". He then started the touching. In the process he was exclaiming "Oh my God" continuously. As inquisitive as she could be the girl decided to ask "sir, may I know your reason for exclaiming?" The man replied "I am just thinking where I could get $500 from. I wish this resource is a refundable one". |
| Re: Us$500 by tjtj1(m): 7:17am On Sep 25, 2009 |
learn to spelll and uhm boring God |
| Re: Us$500 by bashydemy(m): 7:26am On Sep 25, 2009 |
its refundable now make she tough the old man kokoro back now |
| Re: Us$500 by tytylayor: 8:44am On Sep 25, 2009 |
tufiakpa |
| Re: Us$500 by bashydemy(m): 8:46am On Sep 25, 2009 |
untop wetin? come tyty lets be serious now go and baff carry your bag and go to school your school buss is waiting for you outside. oys alele |
| Re: Us$500 by tytylayor: 8:54am On Sep 25, 2009 |
 even if i short, dat one no mean say i short like u |
| Re: Us$500 by bashydemy(m): 9:04am On Sep 25, 2009 |
me i be 6'9 |
| Re: Us$500 by tytylayor: 9:05am On Sep 25, 2009 |
hehehehehe, for ur dream |
| Re: Us$500 by bashydemy(m): 9:09am On Sep 25, 2009 |
me wey no dey sleep how i go take dream |
| Re: Us$500 by bydot1(m): 6:18am On Sep 26, 2009 |
abajo  |
| Re: Us$500 by bashydemy(m): 9:31am On Sep 26, 2009 |
Abajo for you |
| Re: Us$500 by akym(m): 5:16pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
off my sight |
| Re: Us$500 by bashydemy(m): 7:55pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
bend down make i see road |
| Re: Us$500 by ekeroyal(m): 8:53pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
tj_tj: @tj_tj I expected you to correct me as in point out my wrong spellings but you failed and instead you went on to make a mistake yourself 'spelll'. Hello other friends I was expecting that somebody rates this joke instead some guys decided to do the cat and dog thing. OK now all join jare. |
| Re: Us$500 by mamagee6(f): 9:08pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
I don't get the joke. |
| Re: Us$500 by CrazyMan(m): 2:21am On Sep 27, 2009 |
So what do you want me to do? |
| Re: Us$500 by bashydemy(m): 5:11am On Sep 27, 2009 |
jump over the cliff |
| Re: Us$500 by bydot1(m): 6:30am On Sep 27, 2009 |
nw do dat |
| Re: Us$500 by bashydemy(m): 12:24pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
you first |
| Re: Us$500 by bydot1(m): 2:11am On Sep 28, 2009 |
u brought d idea na, so u first |
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