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Solve This Please. Urgent by Dexpro: 8:26pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Saw this on FB and decided to share *MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* *ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.* *ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS* *1.* You have dated a girl for *two* years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Boys* You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s *(a)* Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *4.* You are dating other people's' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N30,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *GCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N150,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For girls* You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife 5k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 500k in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* _*BEST OF LUCK!*_=D =))d mathematician ova to u .
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Re: Solve This Please. Urgent by Nobody: 8:27pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Hmmmmm |
Re: Solve This Please. Urgent by feldido(m): 8:36pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
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Re: Solve This Please. Urgent by Dexpro: 8:48pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
lilyqueen:Say your mind ma'am |
Re: Solve This Please. Urgent by Nobody: 8:52pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Dexpro: I haven't come across such mathematics question before |
Re: Solve This Please. Urgent by Dexpro: 8:54pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
lilyqueen: Kindly give it a trial. |
Re: Solve This Please. Urgent by Nobody: 8:58pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Dexpro: Are you serious? |
Re: Solve This Please. Urgent by Dexpro: 9:00pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
lilyqueen: Yes ma'am, if you don't mind |
Re: Solve This Please. Urgent by Nobody: 9:45pm On Aug 12, 2016 |
Dexpro: I don't have any clue |
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