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(funny)periodic Table For Girls by Hibezt(m): 3:36pm On Aug 14, 2016
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl

Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Boils at any time,

2. Melts when handled with love and care.

3. Very bitter when mishandled.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.

NATURE:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

OCCURRENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.
2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.
3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.
4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira.
ASSIGNMENT: Give me at least TWO more Physical/chemical Properties of element Glrls

Source. https://teacherloaded..com/2016/08/funnyperiodic-table-for-girls.html

Re: (funny)periodic Table For Girls by solpat(m): 3:39pm On Aug 14, 2016
@ the photo

Chai angry

This is unacceptable

We wee not take itcheesygrin
Re: (funny)periodic Table For Girls by Nobody: 3:56pm On Aug 14, 2016
Park ya load oyaaaaaa.. I no do again oo
Re: (funny)periodic Table For Girls by Hibezt(m): 4:19pm On Aug 14, 2016
solpat:
@ the photo
Chai angry
This is unacceptable
We wee not take itcheesygrin
but there are some girl like that now

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