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One Word For Musa. by stynnar(m): 1:39am On Aug 17, 2016
When Musa was in JSS2, his teacher always yelled at him, calling him a waste of product and failure in life"..... One day, Musa's grandma came to school to check how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life b4; and advised her to withdraw him frm school, because schooling for Musa would be a total waste of time and money. The grandma was shocked at the teacher's comment She withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated him to Maiduguri.. **** 25 years later**** The teacher was diagnosed with a cancer. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery and its only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria(practicing In Maiduguri) could perform this procedure) with no alternative, the teacher agreed to have the surgery . .Fortunately, It was successful. When she woke up some hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provides her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked side ways and suddenly began to express shock & her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell the doctor something but couldn't talk. She struggled, she fought-hard but couldn't talk, then she gave up the Ghost and died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what's wrong. Eventually, it was found out that it was Musa (working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the teacher oxygen machine to connect his phone charger. Lol Wait ooooo... .. Don't tell me you thought Musa became the doctor..... If I hear.... This is not Nollywood..... Ooooo forget!!!' I said Musa no know book, period!.. Lol..... Have a splendid week ahead

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Re: One Word For Musa. by mhizAnnie(f): 2:44am On Aug 17, 2016
cheesy op u want to cry abi??
Re: One Word For Musa. by TeGaTeGa1(m): 2:51am On Aug 17, 2016
Op oooooooooo, how are we not sure you are not Musa?

Re: One Word For Musa. by solara: 3:47am On Aug 17, 2016
Stale

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