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Nijja Vs America by SANCHEZH1(m): 3:54pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
9ja nor dey carry last on FACEBOOK
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In America ...when someone post I
want to cook rice, but don't know
how to go about it, You will see
comments like....
.
Vera: wow that's nice...boil and
wash the rice
Sophia smallie : sweedy just read
the chef tips
Hyzic; .Bby just get your spices and
other ingredients, cook the meat
first or get a cornbeef or tell the
chef to work it up
.
.
But in Africa (xpecially 9ja) ....
on net a girl will be like "i want to
cook rice, I don't know how to go
about it i need some tips",
u will be seeing comments
like........>
.
John gifted : U be ram o .. At your
age
u no sabi cook hiss
Obehi queen: nawa for girls of
nawadays o, u no dey shame to
post this kind thing at ur age,
cow ??
Bella pretty : nne just buy enough
weed n smoke , u will get the
inspiration on hw 2 cook it.
Sarah smith: just passing o
john stevie: I just lost 60 pounds in
one
week, try dis berrydrops
Joe Macus : go tell ya mama to
teach you how to cook monkey
girl ?
Vanessa raphels: na yeye dey worry
you
star boy Richiestar: come to my
room let me teach u how to cook it
lols!!!!!
Barell Jones: I'm here to read
comments ooo
Chinoo Bright AKA Chibok: Can you
pray for 1hr? 1 Like |
Re: Nijja Vs America by SANCHEZH1(m): 4:00pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
Cc: I knw knw why Lalasticlala no dey laff ..to d fp Abeg |
Re: Nijja Vs America by Nobody: 4:28pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
SANCHEZH1: Cos its not funny |
Re: Nijja Vs America by brandonobi(m): 4:43pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
hilarious |
Re: Nijja Vs America by Jonart247(m): 6:57pm On Aug 17, 2016 |
I'm just passing by.... |
Re: Nijja Vs America by SANCHEZH1(m): 12:04pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
Budweiser:thank u sir |
Re: Nijja Vs America by BlackPeni5: 2:55pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
```DIFFERENCE BTW AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST.``` *AMERICAN POST:* Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him...But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do? *COMMENTS:* *James Silva :* I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication. *Sarah water :* Oh my dear, sorry abt that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married. *Michael paper :* well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin.. *NIGERIAN POST:* My name is Hannatu, I stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do? *NIGERIAN COMMENTS:* *Dayo muyiwa :* Fool, love na food? *Nkiru joy :* You are a disgrace to womanhood..shame on u. *Sam ogun:* Hannatu I lost ten pounds in the last few weeks, click the link below http.//mobile shades, com *Idris kunle :* Any news about ASUU strike? *One love :* If u want to fall for me too, call my no: +2348123456789. *Funmi Leye:* I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii *Julius kuku:* who u EPP? *Tony Abubakar:* How does that affect the price of rice in the market? *Richard oke :* Abeg who get bb charger (pin mouth). 2 Likes |
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