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The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:14am On Aug 18, 2016 |
There are stories and there are STORIES. And we’re about to tell you all because it has been passed down from our parents to us, and you must pass it down to your children and the ones after them. Major key to be quite honest So let’s carry on with the story! 1. It was a clear Friday afternoon. Two team buses arrived at the National stadium Surulere for a soccer match.
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Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:14am On Aug 18, 2016 |
2. Team bus 1 arrived. Segun Odegbami, Thunder Balogun and Peter Rufai. Team Nigeria
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Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:15am On Aug 18, 2016 |
3. Team bus two arrived. Dhamendra, Armitap and errrr… Nagina. The Indian football team.
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Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:16am On Aug 18, 2016 |
4. The Nigerian team boasted they would win and the Indian team laughed at their folly.
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Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:17am On Aug 18, 2016 |
5. Dharmendra told them, score one goal and you have won the match. Nigerian team shouted “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED”
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Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:17am On Aug 18, 2016 |
6. “POPOPO” (That’s the whistle by the way) Match start.
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Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:18am On Aug 18, 2016 |
7. Dharmendra fire shot from halfway line, Peter Rufai wan catch am but ball turn to lion head. Rufai run commot 1-0
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Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:19am On Aug 18, 2016 |
8. Ball turn to meteor, turn to ball of fire, turn to satellite. India don dey lead 99-0
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Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:20am On Aug 18, 2016 |
9. Odegbami look up, look down. “Is this how India will disgrace us in our own country? I WEE NOT TAKE EET”
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Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:20am On Aug 18, 2016 |
10. Odegbami fire shot but ball turn to hard cement. But the shot had the will of a patriotic Nigerian so he score.
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Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Jessidaisy4(f): 10:20am On Aug 18, 2016 |
Hmmn..I heard about that match. Did the Indian team really used voodoo |
Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by EniHolar(f): 10:21am On Aug 18, 2016 |
Nigerians with oniruru tales. |
Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Kruzilano(m): 10:21am On Aug 18, 2016 |
Osheeee.... This should make fp Lalasticala, mynd44 |
Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:21am On Aug 18, 2016 |
11. But the cement ball broke his leg so he could never play football again and FIFA banned India from football.
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Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:22am On Aug 18, 2016 |
12. And so, that was how they scored us 99-1
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Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Risky005: 10:23am On Aug 18, 2016 |
Btw if you haven't heard about this match you are too young to be on Nairaland http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/story-tell-your-children/?geoip&country=NG |
Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by ReorxTohGan(m): 10:31am On Aug 18, 2016 |
11. Really Hit Me Where It Tickles Most..Lmao |
Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Mizzblessing: 11:22am On Aug 18, 2016 |
Looks like op heard the adulterated version. The goal nija scored was a pk. He untied his shoe lace, kicked his show to one side and played the ball the other side. The keeper followed his shoe and hence, the goal. |
Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by teewhizzy4real(m): 11:29am On Aug 18, 2016 |
Fiction story |
Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by Edwardhead(m): 11:33am On Aug 18, 2016 |
fairy tale ever told |
Re: The Classic Tale Of What Happened When Nigeria Played Against India. by mhizzcutie(f): 5:18pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
Now this is hilarious! !! Kwakwakwakwa!!! Laughing in swahili |
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