[b]Difference Between Delivery Room And A Labour Room


Americans call it delivery room WHILE Nigerians call it Labour room.


So This Is What Happens In A Delivery Room


Delivery room (Americans)

Mid wife/Nurse: Madam you have to take it easy breath out slowly, open wide (caressing her hair) push easy. U can do this, come on? your husband is here,

Husband: You can do this honey Look at me. U can do this, breath slow. I love u babe! Woman pushes out (successfully)



So This Is What Happens In A Labor Room


Labour room (Nigerians)

Mid wife/ Nurse: Madam biko push, no waste our time, plenty women dey way ready to born...( slaps woman legs pkaaa), when you dey do am, e dey sweet you o. We no follow u enjoy am ooo. Abeg madam push make I dey commot here joor. See your husband self dey wait for you.

Husband: Nwanyi ogini? No be u don born 5 children before?? Why u come dey do like say u just start and if you born girl again. No bother come that house.


And when the woman put to bed, the 1st thing u hear is, ehya d baby resemble him papa ehhh



Nigerians No Dey Carry Last[/b]



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