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Expensive Joke by dy27(m): 2:25pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
I Entered a bus from Kwara to Enugu. After some minutes,i decided to scare the passengers. So i brought ou t my fone.. And started faking a call.'' hello oga, i don dey press dat button since but d bomb no gree blow. Na d blue one i go press or d red one? Ok d red one? I go do am now'' come and see reactions. Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) '' hello Chuwkud, run now to apapa and wait for my container. Its like i will die today but make sure u collect my money from chiroki.. Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So u cant stop for sombody to come down? Oloshi.. I was just laughin inside until d hausa man sitin close to me said (to me). Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u dey make call, wher dem say make u press so dat d bomb go blow? Coz i don dey press my own sef since and d tin never blow. I jumped out of the luxurious through window.! Me wey dey play. |
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