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Current Situation Reports In The Country. by Nobody: 8:04pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
CURRENT SITUATION REPORTS IN THE COUNTRY. (1) Engagements .........12%. (2) Heart breaks ........95%. (3) Wife caught cheating ........69%. (4) Husband caught cheating ......79%. (5) Condom sales .........99% (6) Fast food sales ........89% (7) Visit to Motherless Baby's' Homes, prisoners/ cells .........2%. ( Girls in hospital over Love........50% (9) Boys in hospital over Love.......5% (10) Girls arrested for fighting over Boys.......42%. (11) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......10% (12) Husbands beating wives in public....... 804 counted. (13) Pregnancy ......... 39,572. (14) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14 2016 up till date..... 9 million . We are still taking statistics.... I will keep you all Updated |
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