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Current Situation Reports In The Country. by Nobody: 8:04pm On Aug 27, 2016
CURRENT SITUATION REPORTS IN
THE COUNTRY.
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........95%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........69%.
(4) Husband caught cheating ......79%. (5) Condom sales .........99%
(6) Fast food sales ........89%
(7) Visit to Motherless Baby's' Homes,
prisoners/ cells .........2%.
(cool Girls in hospital over Love........50%
(9) Boys in hospital over Love.......5%
(10) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......42%.
(11) Boys arrested for fighting over
Girls.......10%
(12) Husbands beating wives in
public....... 804 counted.
(13) Pregnancy ......... 39,572.
(14) Number of switched off phones on
Feb 14 2016 up till date..... 9 million .
We are still taking statistics....
I will keep you all Updated

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