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Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by chidichris(m): 9:35am On Dec 15, 2006 |
in a public yard in aba, a tenant wake up one morning and summoned all other tenants of the house to reveal a vission he had about the yard and its occupants. usually in such public houses, there is always a caretaker whose house rent is always free. so on that faithful day the caretaker was seated among other tenants to hear this man out. the man started by saying last night i had a vission and God told me to tell everybody in the house, , on hearing that the caretaker jumped to his feet and the house became such a small place to contain the occupants as the caretaker was shouting and rampaging and contesting while would God overlook him the caretaker to send a massage through an ordinary tenant. according to the caretaker, the tenant was out to overthrow him and that the only way out was for him to leave the house, so the whole drama ended with the tenant leaving the house for having direct contact with God over the house without the consent of the caretaker. |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by ILOEGBE(f): 12:23pm On Dec 15, 2006 |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by Nobody: 1:59pm On Dec 15, 2006 |
boring. |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by naijacutee(f): 4:12pm On Dec 15, 2006 |
huh |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by angelz(f): 10:28pm On Dec 15, 2006 |
Wat a joke! |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by bechex(m): 4:55pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
was that a joke , I did not get the joke did i miss something |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by jayselams(m): 6:56pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
could not get the joke like i missed something can u go over it again huh feel like i nid some sleep pals |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by Pamperme: 4:32pm On Dec 18, 2006 |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by robby1(m): 9:51am On Dec 25, 2006 |
this joke is so aimless, i cant even hel laughing at the stupidity of the joke |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by chidichris(m): 8:33am On Dec 27, 2006 |
the caretaker was angry with the tenant who got a vission from God. he wondered why God should choose an ordinary tenant instead of him the caretaker. in him, it means a kind of coup as the tenant now will be planing to take over his position as a caretaker since God has started using him in the house. Robby, if anyone deserved to be called stupid here, it is neither me nor you rather it should be your mother, your father and other members of your family for allowing things with little brains like you to co-exist with normal people as your type should be shld be in a private home with intensive care |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by robby1(m): 9:54pm On Jan 07, 2007 |
Get it into your silly head fool. your joke is not funny. and i bet you live in ngwa road cos that's where stupip jackasses like you live. i wonder how you allowed you acess the internet . |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by Name(m): 7:11pm On Feb 12, 2007 |
WAT A DRY JOKE , Why are you all making jest of that nigga? That was a nice try, but no successfull. TRY AGIAN. |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by StMilli(f): 1:33pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
Very Funny indeed. |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by tjtj1(m): 2:46pm On Aug 09, 2007 |
dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[s][/s] |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by marlet01(m): 3:58am On Aug 10, 2007 |
Hmmmmm!!! |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by CrazyMan(m): 4:51am On Aug 10, 2007 |
*Sighs* |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by folanusi(m): 11:24pm On Aug 11, 2007 |
na wah oh |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by Ikbobby(m): 1:17pm On Aug 12, 2007 |
somebody should tell me why i should laugh |
Re: Coup Attempt Aborted - In Aba! by Mu(m): 6:12pm On Aug 16, 2007 |
LMAO, LOL. Thanks folks, that was really funny. Not the joke, but the replies after. |
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