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Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by Badtman(m): 7:51am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Though seems its getting difficult to make folks laugh these days. Today news headlines 1. Missing eclipse: PDP calls for Buhari’s resignation 2. The past Administration is responsible for the missing eclipse, Lai Mohammed 3. EFCC traces missing eclipse to ex governor account. 4. Eclipse is not acceptable in Ekiti state, Governor Fayose 5. Missing Eclipse: Another move to Islamise Nigeria, Fani Kayode 6. CAN sends strong warning to presidency over missing eclipse 7. We are responsible for the missing eclipse- Niger Delta Avengers 8. Release our captured members and we will release the eclipse, Boko Haram tells Nigerian Army. 9. Government does not have constitutional right to withhold eclipse - Lawyers 10. Missing eclipse affected our performance at the Olympic games - sports Minister 11. Four arrest have been made over missing eclipse - Police 12. Presidency will not probe the missing eclipse - Adesina 13. Nigerians will experience monthly eclipse if we are voted in 2019- PDP 14. Sheriff and Markafi faction disagrees over missing eclipse 15. Dogara padded the missing eclipse in the budget - Jubrin 16. We left about 58 eclipse in the federation account, Okonjo Iweala replies APC 17. Missing Eclipse: I will speak at the appropriate time - Jonathan 18. PDP looted the eclipse for 16 years - Oshiomhole 19. We will borrow more eclipse to fill the gap- Finance Minister 20, The Eclipse is inconclusive - INEC Please Laugh it Out 135 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by Badtman(m): 7:52am On Sep 02, 2016 |
PLEASE let's move it to the Promise Land, ile ileri 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by DesChyko: 7:57am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Super way to start your day.. 4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by Behira(f): 8:00am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by joe4real12: 8:02am On Sep 02, 2016 |
We are going to sanction banks who wherehoused the Eclipse - Emefiele 27 Likes |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by cliquevibes(m): 8:25am On Sep 02, 2016 |
[color=#000099][/color] Very soon, Buhari will list d eclipse as one of d fulfillment of his campaign promises 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by YoungHustler: 8:33am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Political Eclipse |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by blackbreed25(m): 8:38am On Sep 02, 2016 |
We are always making fun out of everything. Even in the toughest times we still make fun of it. IT A NIGERIAN THING.......... 9 Likes |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by Rekyz(m): 8:56am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Hahahahaha... Nigeria police never waste time to arrest. They'll beat you untill you accept to have stolen the eclipse. Hilarious 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by Rekyz(m): 8:57am On Sep 02, 2016 |
blackbreed25:Are you a SADDIST? Oya smile for once. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by Nobody: 10:28am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Lol @number 13&16 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by NaLaugh: 11:39am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by eleojo23: 11:39am On Sep 02, 2016 |
#Bring back our eclipse - Oby Ezekwesili. 24 Likes |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by thundabot(f): 11:39am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Nigerians are great People. 5 Likes |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by cornel994(m): 11:40am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Nigeria my Nigeria 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by Nairastake: 11:40am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Seu.n: Any member that mentions eclipse will be banned till 2013 16 Likes |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by unmask: 11:40am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by lordcyl3(m): 11:40am On Sep 02, 2016 |
pls someone should help me with a cup of garri, av not eaten since yesterday 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by Nobody: 11:41am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Missing eclipse : End time is here 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by ventilation: 11:41am On Sep 02, 2016 |
make I spread mat |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by sleeknick: 11:41am On Sep 02, 2016 |
We never experrerit... 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by afo86: 11:41am On Sep 02, 2016 |
I don laff tire for here ooo. Weytin Patience and elder Patrick talk about it pls? Lolz 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by Toluwani111: 11:41am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Chai! This one got me laughing in tongues 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by zoneros(m): 11:41am On Sep 02, 2016 |
I'm still waiting for the day my parents will tell me "Hey, son. It's all fake. We are billionaires. All your life so far is just to teach you humility." 6 Likes |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by Emeka71(m): 11:43am On Sep 02, 2016 |
The eclipse didn't manifest because I bought a dog and I named my dog Buhari. |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by prahcetomi(m): 11:45am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by ItsawrapOutfit: 11:45am On Sep 02, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by tolexy007(m): 11:46am On Sep 02, 2016 |
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Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by ayusco85(m): 11:46am On Sep 02, 2016 |
The Eclipse is the cause of rise in cost of food... Especially rice 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by Nobody: 11:47am On Sep 02, 2016 |
pdp are jokers *Release our captured members and we will release the eclipse, Boko Haram tells Nigerian Army. *We are responsible for the missing eclipse- Niger Delta Avengers. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by blingxx(m): 11:47am On Sep 02, 2016 |
funny..... ma birthday is on Wednesday anyway 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by RexTramadol1: 11:48am On Sep 02, 2016 |
end time post 1 Like |
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