A man who had a shop dressed one morning to go to work.He forgot to zip his trousers.On his way to work he met a lady friend who told him that sir you down store is open.The man taught he did not close his store last night so he rushed to the store.Before getting there a man told him that his zip was open.Realising that, he went back to the woman he met initially and asked her,madam when the store was opened did you see the shop keeper, she said yes I saw him behind the counter.

heard it b4 but its still funny

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