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Funny Nigerian Version Of The Bible in relation to the economic situations by weblord1900: 6:48pm On Sep 03, 2016
Nigeria 1:1-7
1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would punish
Nigeria, that he gave them a president under whose hand
they were mightily oppressed.
2. Before he ascended the throne, he made them hope,
with all manner of promises, that he would bring them to
the promised land before the coming year began.
3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew restless with their
good condition, and sorely vexed the president under
whose hand they had prospered, so that he would not
have the office of the president again, but rather resented
it.
4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid siege to
the north, and slew of the people three and twenty
thousand, intending to set up a kingdom which would be
ruled by Islam.
5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered not the
good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust him out of the throne,
and made Buhari president in his stead.
6. Buhari was seventy and(?) years old when he began to
reign. He reigned one and a half years in Nigeria, and the
land became impoverished under him.
7. He persecuted also a few of the people, accusing them
and casting them into prison. Thus, the opposition was
subdued, the people could not find bread to eat and there
was hunger in the land.
this is the word of truth.
Re: Funny Nigerian Version Of The Bible in relation to the economic situations by nnachukz(m): 7:28pm On Sep 03, 2016
8 Before these calamities came to pass, the wise men from the east being the true children of Chukwu Okike and being conversant with time and history had seen the signs and warned their brethren from the west to be weary of the deceiver who come to them as the the Messiah.
9 Behold their brethren from the west forsook their warnings but made haste to bring in their new leader. On that day, his words were sweet but his intentions were hidden and evil.
10 Because he has been cursed from the womb to bear the name of a dog, did the children of Chukwu Okike resent him.....
Re: Funny Nigerian Version Of The Bible in relation to the economic situations by Nasa28(m): 8:02pm On Sep 03, 2016
lol

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